Arizona Dream
Adrian Del Monica. – How do you do?
I’m not seein’ it. – It’s right in front of you!
Yeah, but the vibe… It’s all wrong.
Mine is a ‘ and it’s old! I need a new one!
I’m not giving you any more. dollars, that’s it.
Are you listening to me?
Don’t even think about this, Mother!
I can look if I want to. – Get out! You cannot pay for this.
Yes I can! – No you can’t, Mother!
We made a deal, dollars. – I don’t know, well…
How are you going to pay for this? – With your money.
Which is half mine. – You know what, Mother?
Fuck you! – Hello, Axel Blackmar. – Fuck you, too!
What a beautiful dress. – I didn’t come here for cheap compliments.
I wasn’t complimenting you. Sorry. Forgive me if I’ve offended you.
I’m sorry. – You break, you pay! – No.
Something wrong with it?
Yeah, it’s funny. – Thank you. That’s very nice.
Okay, right. The undercoating looks pretty good.
The suspension is funny.
Look, the right wheel, see? It’s lower than the left. – It is.
It’s true.
I didn’t mean to insult. I just wanted to tell you how beautiful you look.
Are you going to sell me a car or not? – Yes.
Hello, Elaine. – Hi!
I didn’t know you worked here. – Temporary.
Can you hold on a sec? I’ll be right with you.
Keep the daughter busy. – No. She’s my first customer.
The woman knows my face. It’s better for the sale.
It’s better if I do it! – Don’t ever touch my suit.
Do me a favor, keep the daughter busy.
Elaine, do you want to step outside? – Sure.
Why’s he looking at me like that? – Oh, he’s a kid. He’s…
You ever think about suicide?
Excuse me? – Suicide.
Not recently.
I think about it all the time. I want to come back as a turtle.
Turtles are very nice. – Yes, they’re the best.
She’s not my real mother. She married my father. He’s dead.
Both my parents are dead. – You sure become your parents.
Even if they’re not your real parents. I’m gonna kill myself before that.
Really? – Yup. – Do you think you’re overreacting?
I don’t have another match.
Look at my hands! These aren’t my hands.
These are her hands.
Do you like my legs? I hate them!
Sometimes I’ll be sitting,
and I’ll look down, and they’re crossed just like hers.
She does have nice legs. – Yes, she does.
What’s so bad about becoming your mother?
Just wait. One day you’ll wake up, and you’ll be your father.
Wrong. My uncle is my only family. – What does he do?
He owns this place. – See what I mean?
My father owned the rd largest copper mine in Arizona.
Now I own the rd largest copper mine in Arizona.
You’re an idiot if you think you can escape it.
Don’t call me an idiot.
Look, man…
I gave you pazzazz,
I offered you excitement, vibes,
sexy good-looking,
I even gave you Waaaaaagaaanganngg! What else could you want in a car?
Good gas mileage. That’s important.
Mr. Del Monica, look at my lips.
They’re gonna say:
Take your whsshht and get off my lot, before I punch you!
Now git!
Are you sore? – Out! Out!
Buy a Ford!
It’s disgusting. Isn’t it disgusting?
Goodbye, chickenhead. – Axel.
Hey Elaine, I was wondering… I know we just met,
but I was wondering if the two of us could meet for a picnic or a soire?
I don’t think so. Goodbye, Paul.
What the fuck was that? – What? – I was waiting for that woman.
Why was the door locked? – She was making a phone call.
Really?
Gentlemen, new showroom policy: As of today,
if any customers come in dressed casually,
they’re yours. Starting now. Clear the area.
Did you know that the warriors in Papua New Guinea
avoid eating turtle meat before battle?
They believe that turtles are very shy,
and if they eat the meat,
their enemies will become shy, and run away.
Did you know that? – Well, it is fascinating.
A Papua New Guinea story! – It’s “Papua.” – I don’t give a shit!
Wait! Isn’t that the place where the village boys go into the woods,
and they build a giant lean-to… a shack. – That’s right!
Then they take a woman they’ve captured from another village,
