Pirates of the Caribbean 3 – At World’s End
JS: Up is down. Well that’s just maddeningly unhelpful. Why are these things never clear?
J: Clear as mud, Jackie.
JS: What’ Eh?
J: Stab the heart.
J: Don’t stab the heart.
JS: Come again?
J: The Dutchman must have Captain.
JS: Well that’s even more than less than unhelpful.
J: Sail the seas for eternity.
JS: I love the sea.
J: What about port?
JS: I prefer rum. Rum’s good.
J: Making port. Where we can get rum and salty wenches once every ten years.
J: What did he say?
JS once ever ten years.
J: Ten years is a long time, mate.
JS: Even longer given the deficit of rum.
J: But eternity is longer still.
J: And how will you be spending it’ Dead’ Or not?
J: The immortal Captain Sparrow.
JS: Oo, I like that.
J: Come sunset, it won’t matter.
JS: Not sunset. Sundown and rise up! What’s that’ What is that’ I don’t know. What do you think’ Ooo!
W: Where?
JS: There! Ah!
E: What is it?
P: He’s rockin’ the ship!
G: We’re rockin’ the ship!
B: Aye! He’s on to it!
P: He’s rockin’ the ship.
R: We tie each other to the mast, upside down, so when the boat flips, we’ll be right side up!
B: Time it with the swell! Loose the canon, you filthy bilge rats! Un-stow the cargo! Let it shift!
JS: Now up is down.
P: This was your idea!
G: Blessed sweet westerlies. We’re back!
E: It’s the sunrise.
All whip out guns
CP: Parlay!
P: We need our pistols! Get untied! Hurry!
B: *laughs*
JS *laughs*
W: *laughs*
E: *laughs*
B: Alright then! The Brethren Court is a-gatherin’ at Shipwreck Cove; and Jack, you and I are a’goin’ and there’ll be no arguing that point.
JS: I is arguing the point. If there’s pirates a-gathering, I’m pointing my ship the other way.
E: The pirates are gathering to fight Beckett and you’re a pirate.
W: Fight or not, you’re not running, Jack.
B: If we don’t stand together, they’ll hunt us down one by one ’till there’ll be none left but you.
JS: Quite like the sound of that. Captain Jack Sparrow, the last pirate.
B: Aye. And you’ll be fightin’ Jones alone. Now, how does that figure into your plan?
JS: I’m still working on that. But I will not be goin’ back to the locker, mate. Count on that.
G: Wet powder.
P: Wait! We can still use ’em as clubs!
R: Sorry. Effective though.
W: There’s a fresh water spring on this island. We can re-supply there and get back to shooting each other later.
JS: You lead the shore party; I’ll stay with my ship.
B: I’ll not be leavin’ my ship in your command.
W: Why don’t you both go ashore and leave the ship in my command’ Temporarily.
R: Full tide!
P: Criminey.
R: Careful, careful!
P: You stupid fish!
R: Actually, it’s a cephalopod.
P: Serves you right!
R: *something*”.sketch of us sitting on top.
P: Pintel and Ragetti ‘ Kraken slayers.
B: Still thinkin’ of runnin’, Jack’ Think you can outrun the world’ You know the problem with bein’ the last of anythin’, by and by there’ll be none left at all.
JS: Sometimes things come back, mate. We’re livin’ proof, you and me.
B: Aye, but that’s a gamble of long odds, aint’ it’ There’s never a guarantee of comin’ back, but passin’ on, that’s dead certain.
JS: Summoning the Brethren Court then, is it?
B: It’s our only hope, lad.
JS: That’s a sad commentary in and of itself.
B: The world used to be a bigger place.
JS: World’s still the same. There’s just’.less in it.
B: Poison. Fouled by the body.
P: Hey, I know him. He was in Singapore.
MARTY: Captain!
R: We’ve got company!
TH *spoken in language*
JS: He’s the captain.
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B: Sao Feng, you showing up here is truly a remarkable coincidence.
SF: Jack Sparrow. You paid me great insult once.
JS: That doesn’t sound like me. So we’ll just call it square, then?
W: Release her. She’s not part of the bargain.
B: And what bargain be that?
SF: You heard Captain Turner. Release her.
JS: Captain Turner?
G: Aye, the perfidious rotter led a mutiny against us.
W: I need the Pearl to free my father. That’s the only reason I came on this voyage.
