“You use your money to buy privacy because during most of your life you aren’t allowed to be normal.”

“Tomorrow it’ll all be over, then I’ll have to go back to selling pens again.”

“There are four questions of value in life… What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for, and what is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same. Only love.”

“The only gossip I’m interested in is things from the Weekly World News – ‘Woman’s bra bursts, 11 injured’. That kind of thing.”

“The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.”