Mar
13
2008
September 2006
WHEN I THINK OF HUNTER, which is often, the floodgates open and I am instantly, easily and willingly overcome by a great deluge of memories. Memories as diverse as the man himself soar through my mind. Images of some of our less publicized adventures:
A dawn shopping expedition for magnum handguns…
A 3:00 A.M. head shaving appointment, duly and gingerly perfomed by the Doctor…
Delicately nursing ghastly hang-overs — feeding each other Fernet Branca while taking turns hitting from an oxygen tank (neither worked)…
The sheer fascination of watching him salt and pepper his food (it could take up to an hour, but no less than twenty minutes)…
Our thankfully short lived and nearly fatal impromptu decision to take hillbilly brides — long distance…
The two of us, cackling like mad, chasing an escaped mynah bird (Edward — a gift from Hunter and Laila Nabulsi) through my house…
Being locked in a San Francisco hotel room with him for five days and nights (a vast accumulation of condiments, fruit plates, club sandwiches, shrimp cocktails, and yes…grapefruits, stacked precariously high in the corner of the suite towering up to the ceiling)…
Hours and hours of intensely lyrical tete-a-tetes — reading miraculous passages from his many inspired and legendary works…
There were snappy, split-second, spot-on, hilarious observations that would buckle anyone’s knees, endless moments of hysterical rage, hilarity and rantings that most times rendered me fetal,
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