Aug
2
2008
Wonka’s welcome song:
Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka…
The Amazing Chocolatier.
Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka…
Everybody give a cheer!
He’s modest, clever, and so smart,
He can barely restrain it.
With so much generosity,
There is no way to contain it…
To contain…to contain…to contain…to contain.
Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka…
He’s the one that you’re about to meet.
Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka…
He’s a genius who just can’t be beat.
The magician and the chocolate wiz…
The best darn guy who ever lived.
Willy Wonka here he is!
Augustus Gloop:
Augustus Gloop! Augustus Gloop!
The great big greedy nincompoop!
Augustus Gloop!
So big and vile
So greedy, foul, and infantile
‘Come on!’ we cried, ‘The time is ripe
To send him shooting up the pipe!
But don’t, dear children, be alarmed;
Augustus Gloop will not be harmed,
Augustus Gloop will not be harmed
Although, of course, we must admit
He will be altered quite a bit.
Slowly, the wheels go round and round,
The cogs begin to grind and pound;
We boil him for a minute more,
Until we’re absolutely sure
Then out he comes! And now! By grace!
A miracle has taken place!
A miracle has taken place!
This greedy brute, this louse’s ear,
Is loved by people everywhere!
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