Photosessions 2024
Photosessions 2025
Photosessions from the year 2025
Viper Room
Pics from the Viper Room
Gallery Instructions
Here instructions for the galleries. It works best with a Laptop/PC, but will be difficult from a phone.
- There are new pics in the web, for example on Twitter. First of all you create a folder on your harddrive. If it’s an appearance, call it the date with the following structure: yyyy-mm-dd – so it’d be for example 2024-12-31. If it’s a photo session, call it the date as much as you know and the photographer name (like 2024-02-photographer). For movies, go with the movie name with hyphens. Magazines are sorted by year or month, depending on how many there are.
- Download the pics into the folder. Afterwards, check that there are no duplicates (for Mac I have the app “DupeGuruPE”) and rename them if possible (for Mac I have an Automator workflow) to something like date-location and maybe even resize the filesize by removing the exif date (for Mac I have ImageOptim).
- Now your folder is finished to be uploaded. Go to the WordPress Admin Panel. There, go to the “File Manager” from the left sidebar (with more knowledge you can also connect by ftp). Here, go to the right folder, for example Appearances -2024.

- Drag your new created folder into the window and wait till the images are all uploaded.
- Now go to Galleries -Add New
- Here put in these Details:
Title: May 09,
To Do List
regularly To Do
- Adding Latest News
- Adding Latest Pics to Gallery
- Adding Latest Video Downloads
- remove dead links (activate link checker plugin)
Johnny Info Section
- Updating / Rewriting Jewelry Info Page (Word?) including pics
- Adding Info about Johnny’s homes/real estate, current and past (for example Vajoliroja, Island, France, Viper Room, Britain) – can be done by Email/Word, including pics
- Adding more info to Johnny’s LA Home Info site
adding a Trial info page or a whole section
Projects Section
- updating current Filmography pages (checking them, adding a bigger featured image, removing dead links, rewriting short plots)
add filmography pages for the following films (can be done by Word/Email, including one big featured image like poster)DummiesR.P.GHotelR.P.G IIA Nightmare on Elm Street 6The Smokin’ Mojo Filters: Come TogetherDivine RaptureThe Vicar of DibleyThe Fast ShowIls se marièrent et eurent beaucoup d’enfantsPirates of the Caribbean: The Legend of Jack SparrowLego Pirates of the Caribbean: The Video GameLife’s Too ShortPaul McCartney: My Valentine (Johnny Depp Version)Family GuyPaul McCartney,
Homes
Blockbuster Awards
THE DEVIL & MR. DEPP
Opening like a cheap horror movie with titles that fly out of computer-animated castle facades, The Ninth Gate has an uphill battle to recover respectability from the very beginning – by Rob Blackwelder.
Until “Ninth Gate” turns vapid in the last couple reels, Depp gives a deeply immersed performance, playing Corso’s serpentine nature beautifully and even affecting a deeper, clearer, more educated vocal inflection than we’ve heard from him before. However, his credibility as a book expert is shaky at best. A true connoisseur would closely examine bindings, etc. A true connoisseur wouldn’t smoke while flipping through fragile, 600-year-old volumes, letting ash fall on the pages.
Copyright Contactmusic.com Ltd 2005
This is an article excerpt. To view the article in full, please visit the ContactMusic website.
Empire, January 2000 – Village of the Damned!
Title: Village of the Damned!
Author: Simon Braud
Publication: Empire
Issue: January 2000
AFTER TREKKING UP THE MUDDIEST FOREST TRACK in the entire history of mud (and, no doubt, tracks), Empire finally crests a densely wooded hill to be met with an arresting and slightly unsettling sight: occupying a clearing in the trees some 300 meters below is a tiny, perfectly formed 18th century village which appears to be under attack from alien spacecraft. Hovering above the spiky church, ramshackle half-timbered cottages and suspiciously bijou bridge is a collection of vast, incandescent slabs which are bathing the settlement below in a pale and unearthly light. It looks like the type of tableau you might find gracing the interior of an enormously expensive snow globe.
What is also rather eerie is that earlier in the day Empire inspected exactly the same scene, complete with glowing monoliths, meticulously rendered in miniature in a model shop at Leavesden Studios. And to add a further prickle of unease, as we set off down the mercifully less soggy path that leads to the cluster of buildings below, it occurs to us that this Is precisely how New York constable lchabod Crane first enters the Hudson Valley hamlet of Sleepy Hollow to investigate a series of grisly murders. And it’s here that he first encounters the local legend of the headless horseman.
THERE’S NO CAUSE FOR ALARM, OF COURSE.