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Jack Sparrow (wakes up & see Elizabeth burning the rum) No! Not good! Stop! Not good! What are you doing? You burned the food, the shame…the rum! Elizabeth Swann: Yes, the rum is gone. Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum gone? Elizabeth Swann: One: because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two: that signal is over a thousand feet high. The whole Royal Navy is out looking for me, do you think there’s even the slightest chance they won’t see it? Jack Sparrow: But why is the rum gone?

….Shame about the French, obsessed with rasins, they’re just humiliated grapes really, i mean think about it….

Do you have the courage and fortitude to follow orders and stay brave in the sea, oh god I hate this bloody line, where are the writers, I’m gonna kill them.

No, I expect to leave you on some beach with absolutly no name at all, watching me sail away on my ship, and then I’ll shout the name back to you…savvy?

Then that’s not much incentive for me to fight fair, then, is it? [moves one of the sails so that the yard catches Will and swings him out over the sea] Now, as long as you?re just hanging there, pay attention. The only rules that really matter are these ? what a man can do and what a man can?t do. For instance, you can accept that your father was a pirate and a good man or you can?t. But pirate is in your blood, boy, so you?ll have to square with that someday. Now, me, for example, I can let you drown but I can?t bring this ship into Tortuga all by me onesy, savvy? So? [swings him back on board and offers him his sword] can you sail under the command of a pirate? Or can you not?