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[Barbossa:] So you expect to leave me standing on some beach with nothing but a name and your word it’s the one I need and watch you sail away on my ship? – [Jack Sparrow:] No. I expect to leave you standing on some beach with absolutely no name at all, watching me sail away on my ship and then I’ll shout the name back to you. Savvy? – [Barbossa:] But that still leaves us with the problem of me standing on some beach with naught but a name and your word it’s the one I need. – [ Jack Sparrow:] Of the two of us I am the only one who hasn’t committed mutiny, therefore my word is the one we’ll be trusting. Although, I suppose I should be thanking you because in fact, if you hadn’t betrayed me and left me to die, I would have an equal share in that curse same as you. [bites into an apple] Funny ol’ world, innit? [offers him an apple]

Not to the boats?

That would be the french…

No survivors? Then where do the stories come from, I wonder?

You know, for having such a bleak outlook on pirates you’re well on your way to becoming one. Sprung a man from jail, commandeered a ship of the Fleet, sailed with a buccaneer crew out of Tortuga …and you’re completely obsessed with treasure.