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Did you happen to know Dr. Guevera? Worked for the cartel? This doctor pumped your friend Archuleta full of drugs, day after day, so that they could torture him for two weeks before he died. You must?ve known that. Dr. Guevera himself having dinner with your prey. I wonder what they?re up to now. Two weeks of torture already. Think about that. For your dead friend? For the job you didn?t finish in San Antonio. Now are you really going to let it slip away again?

Are you still standing??

(mouths, almost sing song) Yes I would.

Listen, I cannot do everything by myself. I need someone to go over there with me. No, I lost my inside man, probably dead. And Cucuy, greedy turd that he is, ratted me out and has disappeared. Plus, I’m pretty sure the cartel is shadowing me. Heh. Now, listen, I have got a swell bunch of guys intercepting Marquez’s army, but they’ve got no guns. No listen, I want you to understand me, this is no time to screw the pooch because this is supposed to be the big dance number alright? Hello? Hello, are you there? (hangs up) Ok, ok. I’m just going to freak right out.

Fucking bells…