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Years and years I watched her wait tables. I’d count her change at the end of the night. She cursed like a sailor, played cards and smoked cigarettes.

More than anything, I love being with my family. I’m like a total homebody, just hanging out with my kids

Ohh yeah.. I play with Barbies all the time.

I want to do kiddie movies now. I’m fed up with adult movies – most of them stink. At a certain point with movies it becomes all about mathematics: this has to lead up to this, this has to lead up to that – you’re always bound by some kind of formula. But since having kids and watching lots of animated cartoons and all those great old Disney films, I think they’re better, they’re much better. They’re more fun and take more risks. Even things like Shrek – it’s really funny and well made and intelligent.

I don’t care if they take my photograph. I don’t care if they take Vanessa’s photograph, we’re adults. But when they start taking photos of my kids and putting them in their magazines, that I can’t support. Just make sure that you’re really far away because if I’m able to get my hands on you I’ll swallow your nose. I’d bite your nose off and swallow it.