My daughter was asked by a little old lady in a London hotel restaurant what her daddy did- she answered, “He’s a pirate.” – I was very proud of that answer.

If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them.

If you love two people at a time, choose the second one, because if you really loved the first, you wouldn’t have fallen for the second.

I must be the worst dancer in the world. I never understood dancing, not even in junior high. If there was some sort of a tribal ritual or something like that, I could understand. But just moving your body to music was strange to me. To do it in front of the camera was sheer terror. They had to fool me, pump me up with confidence.

I think everybody’s nuts.