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B: Who was the first court what imprisoned Calypso’ We should be the ones to set her free, and in her gratitude, she will see fit to grant us boons.
JS: Whose boons’ Your boons’ Utterly deceptive twirl speak, says I.
B: If you have a better alternative, please. Share.
JS: Cuttlefish. Eh’ Let us not, dear friends, forget our dear friends the cuttlefish. Flipper-curious little sausages. Pin them up together and they will devour each other without a second thought; human nature, isn’t it’ Or, fish nature’ So yes, we could hold up here, well-provisioned, and well-armed and half of us will be dead within the month. Which seems quite grim to me, any way you slice it. Or as my learned colleague so naively suggests we can release Calypso. And we can pray that she will be merciful. I’d rather doubt it. Can we, in fact, pretend that she is anything other than a woman scorned like which fury hell hath no’ We cannot. _____ We are left with but one option. I agree with, and I cannot believe the words that are coming out of me mouth, Captain Swann. We must fight.
B: You’ve always run away from a fight!
JS: Have not.
B: You have so.
JS: Have not.
B: You have so.
JS: Have not.
B: You have so, and you know it.
JS: Have not, slandering calumny. I have only ever embraced that oldest and noblest of pirate traditions. I submit that here now that is what we all must do. We must fight to run away.
G: Aye!
B: As per the code, an act of war and this be exactly that, can only be decreed by the pirate king.
JS: You made that up.
B: Did I now’ I call on Captain Teague! Keeper of the Code!
Sman: Sri Sumbhajee proclaims this all to be folly! Hang the code! Who-
CT: The code is the law. You’re in my way, boy.
P: The code.
R: As set forth by Morgan and Bartholomew.
CT: *whistles*
P: What?
R: That can’t’.
CT: Sea turtles mate.
P: Sea turtles.
CT: Barbossa is right.
JS: Hang on a minute. It should be the duties of the king to declare war, parley with shared adversaries, fancy that.
CC: There’s not been a king since the first court. And that’s not likely to change.
CT: Not likely.
E: Why not?
G: See, the pirate king is elected by popular vote-
B: And each pirate only ever votes for hisself.
JS: I call for a vote.
A: I vote for Armand, the corsair.
CC: Captain Chevalle, the penniless French man.
Sman: Sri Sumbhajee votes for Sri Sumbhajee.
MC: Mistress Ching!
GJ: Gentleman Jocard!
V: Villanueva!
E: Elizabeth Swann.
B: Barbossa.
JS: Elizabeth Swann.
E: What?
JS: I know. Curious, isn’t he’ Am I to understand that you all will not be keeping to the Code, then?
MC: Very well. What say you, Captain Swann’ King of the Brethren Court?
E: Prepare every vessel that floats. At dawn, we’re at war.
SS: And so, we shall go to war.
JS: What’ You’ve seen it all, done it all, you survived. That’s the trick, isn’t it’ To survive.
CT: It’s not just about living forever, Jackie. The trick is living with yourself forever.
JS: How’s mum’ She looks great!
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MARTY: The enemy is here! Let’s take her!
JS: Parlay?
B: You be the cur that led these wolves to our door.
CB: Don’t blame Turner. He was merely the tool of your betrayal. If you wish to see its grand architect, look to your left.
JS: My hands are clean in this. Figuratively.
W: My actions were my own and to my own purpose. Jack had nothing to do with it.
JS: Well spoken! Listen to the tool.
E: Will, I’ve been aboard the Dutchman. I understand the burden you bear, but I fear that cause is lost.
W: No cause is lost if there is but one fool left to fight for it.
CB: If Turner wasn’t acting on your behalf, then how did he come to give me this’ You made a deal with me, Jack, to deliver the pirates and here they are. Don’t be bashful; step up, claim your reward.
DJ: Your debt to me has still to be satisfied. One hundred years in servitude aboard the Dutchman as a start!
JS: That debt was paid, mate. With some help.
DJ: You escaped.
JS: Technically-
E: I propose an exchange. Will leaves with us and you can take Jack.
W: Done.
JS: Undone.
CB: Done.
B: Jack’s one of the nine pirate lords. You have no right.
E: King.
JS: As you command, your nibs.
B: Blaggard! If ye have somethin’ to say, I might be sayin’ somethin’ as well.
JS: First to the finish then?
DJ: Do you fear death?
JS: You have no idea.
CB: Advise your Brethren: you can fight and all of you will die or you can not fight, in which case only most of you will die.
E: You murdered my father.
CB: He chose his own fate.
E: And you have chosen yours. We will fight and you will die.
CB: So be it.
W: King?
E: Of the Brethren Court. Courtesy of Jack.
W: Maybe he really does know what he’s doing.
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J: Bravo. You’ve successfully arrived aboard the Flying Dutchman as per the overall scheme.
JS: Look-
J: Oh yes, charpo mate. Except for this little social(‘) in the brig, it’s utter clockwork.
JS: Go away.
J: What, back to the Locker?
J: But without you, Jackie?
J: Stab the heart. Live forever as captain of the Flying Dutchman. Then again, if you’re in the brig, who’s to stab the heart?
J: Does seem to put immortality a bit out of reach.
J: Oh! Peanut.
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E: We’ll need the Black Pearl as a flagship to lead the attack.
B: Will we now?
W: Barbossa, you can’t release her.
E: We have to give Jack a chance.
B: Apologies, your majesty. Too long my fate hasn’t been in me own hands. No longer.
CB: The enemy has opted for oblivion. Ready the fleet.
LG: To your stations!
G: Be there some manner of right or incantation?
B: Aye. The items brought together, done. Items to be burned, and someone must speak the words, ‘Calypso! I release you from your human bonds.?
P: Is that it?
B: To said, it must be spoken as if to a lover.
CREW: Ohh.
B: Calypso! I release you from your human bonds!
P: Is that it?
R: No, he didn’t say it right. You have to say it right. Calypso’ I release you from your human bonds.
W: Tia Dalma! Calypso. When the Brethren Court first imprisoned you, who was it that told them how’ Who was it that betrayed you?
TD: Name him!
W: Davy Jones.
P: This is it! This is it!
B: Calypso! I come before you as a servant, humble and contrite. I have fulfilled me oath and now ask your favor. Spare meself, me ship, me crew, but release your fury upon those who dare pretend themselves your masters, or mine.
TD: *shouting*
W: Is that it?
P: Why, she’s no help at all. What now?
B: Nothin’. The final hope has failed us.
E: It’s not over.
W: There’s still a fight to be had.
G: We have an armada against us. And with the Dutchman at the lead, there’s no chance.
E: Only a fool’s chance.
B: Revenge won’t bring your father back, Miss Swann, and it’s not somethin’ I’m intendin’ to die for.
E: No. Then what shall we die for’ You will listen to me. Listen! The Brethren will still be looking here to us, to the Black Pearl to lead. And what will they see’ Frightened bilge rats aboard a derelict ship, no. No, they will see free men and freedom! And what the enemy will see is the flash of our canons. They will hear the ring of our swords and they will know what we can do! By the sweat of our brows and the strength of our backs, and the courage of our hearts, gentlemen, hoist the colours.
W: Hoist the colours.
R: Hoist the colours.
P: Hoist the colours!
G: Aye. The wind’s on our side, boys! That’s all we need!
E: Hoist the colours!
P: *command in Chinese*
LG: We have a favorable wind, sir.
CB: So we do. Signal Jones to give no quarter. That should brighten his day.
M: ‘.We give no quarter!
DJ: Calypso.
P: Have you noticed, on top of everything it’s raining!
R: I know; that’s a bad sign!
G: ‘..keep that powder dry! Maelstrom!
E: Captain Barbossa! We need you at the helm.
B: Aye, that be true! Brace up yards, ya ____ diffies!.Dyin’ is the day worth livin’ for!
M: Bring her round! (‘)
D: _____.
M: Are you mad’!
D: Ha! Ya ‘fraid to get wet?
W: She’s on our stern and gaining!
B: More speed! Haul your wind and hold your water!
D: Fire canons!
W: Take us out! Or they’ll overbear us!
B: Nay! Further in! We’ll cut across some fast waters!
E: Prepare to broadside!
G: Captain the guns!
W: At the ready!
J: Think like the whelp. Think like the whelp. Think like the whelp.
J: ‘barrel hinges.
J: Think like the whelp.
J:’.barrel hinges.
J: Half barrel hinges.
JS: Leverage. Wish us luck, boys. We’ll need it.
J: I miss him already.
J: He is quite charming, isn’t he?
J: Nobody move! Dropped me brain.
G: _____ Captain your guns! ‘.Syke the mast!
M: ______
G: Hold it! Wait till we’re ____
B: Fire!
E: Fire!
G: Fire! Fire all!
D: Fire!
W: Fire!
B: It be too late to alter course now, matey. Hahahahaa
Mur: Hold it! Or we’ll shoot!
JS: Good one! I just come to get me effects. Admirable though it may be, why are you here when you could be elsewhere?
Mull: Someone has to stay and guard the chest.
Mur: There is no question. There has been a breakdown in military discipline aboard this vessel.
Mull: I blame the fish people.
Mur: Oh, so fish people. By dent of being fish people automatically aren’t as disciplined as non-fish people.
Mull: Seems contributory, is all I’m suggesting.
Mur: That is true. If there were no fish people ?
Mull: There’d be no need to guard the chest.
Mur: If there were no chest ?
Mull: We wouldn’t need to be here to guard it.
M: Prepare to board!
D: Cover!
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D: Look-ey here, boys! A lost bird! A lost bird that never learned to fly!
JS: To my great regret. But! Never to late to learn, ay?
D: The chest ‘ hand it over!
JS: I can set ya free, mate.
D: My freedom was forfeit long ago.
W: Elizabeth! Elizabeth, will you marry me?
E: I don’t think now is the best time!
W: Now may be the only time! love you. I’ve made my choice; what’s yours?
E: Barbossa! Marry us!
B: I’m a little busy at the moment!
W: Barbossa, now!
B: Fine then! Dearly beloved, we gather here today; a day ______
W: Elizabeth Swann, do you take me to be your husband?
E: I do!
W: Great!
E: Will Turner, do you take me to be your wife’ In sickness and in health with health being the less known?
W: I do.
B: As Captain, I now pronounce you; you may kiss ‘ you may kiss! ‘ Just kiss.
Mul: Leave it!
D: You can do nothing without the key!
JS: I already have the key!
D: No you don’t! Haha.
JS: Oh, that key.
D: No! Bah!
JS: Oiy, my pistol.
D: Ah-hah!
HAMMERHEAD: Turner!
W: Thank you, Jack. It’s me! It’s Will! Your son.
D: Wahhh!!
JS: Ahhh!!
Mur AND Mul: Ahh!!
Gibbs: Go!
D: Harridan! You’ll see no mercy from me!
E: That’s why I brought this!
W: I’m not going to kill you. I made you a promise.
D: Mister, did you forget’ I’m a heartless wretch! Ah, love. A dreadful bond. And yet, so easily severed. Tell me, William Turner, do ya fear death?
JS: Do you’ Heady tonic holding life and death in the palm of one’s hand.
D: You’re a cruel man, Jack Sparrow!
JS: Cruel is a matter of perspective.
D: Is it’ Haha.
E: Will. No, stay with me! You’re alright!
BB: William. My son!
E: Will, look at me. Look at me!
D: You will not forestall my judgment!
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D: Calypso.
B: She’s takin’ us down! Make quick or it’s the Locker for us all!
E: No, no, No!
CREW: Part of the crew, part of the ship. Part of the crew, part of the ship. Part of the crew’?
E: No, don’t leave me! No!
BB: The Dutchman must have a captain.
JS: Hold on!
G: Thank goodness, Jack. The Armada’s still out there. The Endeavor’s coming up hard to starboard. And I think it’s time we embraced that oldest and noblest of pirate traditions.
JS: Never actually been one for tradition. Close haul her! Lock the sails and ____.
B: Belay that! Or we’ll be a sittin’ duck.
JS: Belay that, belay that!
G: But Jack-
JS: Belay!
G: the Armada ?
JS: Belay!
G: the Endeavor!
JS: Belay! Belay! Shut it!
LG: What are they waiting for?
CB: He expects us to honor our agreement. Nothing personal, Jack. It’s just good business.
CB: Ah, she survived.
W: Ready on the guns!
JS: Full cover!
B: Aye! Full cover!
LT. G: Orders, sir. Sir!
G: Captain?
JS: Fire.
G: Fire!
W: Fire!
B: Fire!
E: Fire all!
LT. G: Orders! Orders, sir!
LT: Sir, what do you command’!
CB: It’s just’.good business.
LT. G: Abandon ship! Abandon ship! Abandon ship!
MARTY: They’re turnin’ away! Yeah!
CREW: Yeah!
CP: Wind in your sails!
Mur: Arrr, shiver me timbers!
P AND R: Yeah!
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JS: Mister Gibbs.
G: Cap’n.
JS: You may throw my hat if you’d like.
G: Aye-yi captain! Hooray!
JS: Now go and get it.
BB: Orders, sir.
W: You’re no longer bound to the Dutchman. You’re free.
BB: Aye, that’s a fine thing, but by my reckoning, there’s still a debt that has to be paid. If you’ll have me.
W: On the wheel then, Mister Turner.
BB: Aye, Captain Turner. This ship has a purpose again. And where we are bound, she cannot come. One day ashore, ten years at sea. That’s a steep price for what’s been done.
W: Depends on the one day.
G: Your chariot awaits, your highness. The oars are inside.
B: Mrs. Turner.
P: Goodbye, poppet.
E: Jack, it would never have worked between us.
JS: Keep tellin’ yourself that, darlin’. Once was quite enough.
E: Thank you.
W: I’m gonna need the other one. It’s nearly sunset. It’s always belonged to you. Will you keep it safe?
E: Yes. Yes. Will!
W: Keep a weather eye on the horizon.
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JS: Granted, it tends to list to port and has been on occasion known to frighten young women. But I promise you, you will not be disappointed.
Gis: Is that it?
Sc: The Black Pearl?
Gis: It’s not very big.
JS: Love, that is a dingy. My vessel is magnificent, and fierce, and huge-ish. And gone. Why is it gone?
Gis: Is that it there?
JS: Yes, there it is! Why is it there’ It’s much larger up close.
Sc: Jack, you promised to take us for a ride!
Gis: I was to be given the first ride.
Sc: What, you?
Gis: That’s what he said.
JS: Mister Gibbs, any particular reason why my ship is gone?
G: Ship’ We’re on the ship. Jack! The ship’s gone!
JS: Ladies! Will you please shut it! Yes, I lied to you. No, I don’t love you. Of course it makes you look fat. I have never been to Brussels. It is pronounced Ee-gree-jus. And by the way no; I’ve never actually met Pizzaro, but I love his pies. And all of this pales to utter insignificance in light of the fact that my ship is once again gone, savvy?
G: Take what ya can.
JS: Give nothin’ back.
G: Tell me ladies! What do you know of sea turtles?
B: Oh, that’s a good boy! You’re daddy’s boy, oh yes you are. Oh yes you are!
P: Sir! Some of the men don’t feel entirely settled about leavin’ Captain Jack behind.
R: Again.
P: Again.
B: Is that so?
P: It would make us feel a whole lot better regardin’ our fortunes if we could see that item you told us about.
MARTY: On the charts.
TOGETHER: Aye.
P: With our own eyes.
R: To help put an ease to our burden of guilt, so to speak.
B: Arr. Feast your eyes upon this, mateys. There’s more than one way to live forever. Gents, I give ya the Fountain of Youth! Sparrow!
JS: Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me. *hums* -me hearties, yo ho. *hums* Drink up me hearties yo ho. We’re devils and black sheep, really bad eggs”Drink up me hearties yo ho!
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