Why’d you put it on… *Shrugs shoulders* Maybe he wants you to. Why would he want me to put his hat on. Maybe he wants you to… Maybe he wants me to what? To get confused. Oh I’m already confused pilgrim. Plenty confused. So don’t talk to me about confusion.

I don’t respond well to intimidation. Makes me feel icky

Ken: Did you piss him off?
Mort: … I might have.

Mort: You’re a dick.
Ted: Do you feel better?
Mort: Yes I do.

Ted: You and I are gonna have a little talk.
Mort: I’m in trouble…