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Take Ms. Boulegard to the juicing room.
(Mrs. Bolugurd) Juicing room? What are they going to do to her there?!
Their gonna squeeze her. Like a little pimple. We have to get all that juice out of her immediately

Do you have any idea what breakfast cereal’s made of? It’s those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners.

Mike Teavee: Who wants a beard?

Willy Wonka: Well, beatnicks for one; folk singers and motorbike riders. You know, all those hip, jazzy, super-cool, neat, keen, and groovy cats. It’s in the fridge daddy-o. Are you hep to the jive? Can you dig what I’m layin’ down? I knew that you could. Slide me some skin soul brother

This is the puppet burn center! -smiles- its fairly new. -frowns-

The best kind of prize is a SUR-prise.