When I first saw Bon Bon on the set, I didn’t realize it was Johnny. I just looked at this girl with heavy makeup and the big behind and thought, man, I could get into that. I still felt that way after I realized it was Johnny. He’s such a beautiful guy – who wouldn’t make love to him? And I know a lot of real girls who would like to kill to have Bon Bon’s ass.

Javier Bardem sent in by Sere