sent in by ChloeMike Teavee: Who wants a beard?
Willy Wonka: Well, beatnicks for one; folk singers and motorbike riders. You know, all those hip, jazzy, super-cool, neat, keen, and groovy cats. It’s in the fridge daddy-o. Are you hep to the jive? Can you dig what I’m layin’ down? I knew that you could. Slide me some skin soul brother