sent in by CarolineLadies! Will you please shut it, listen to me.
Yes, I lied to you,
No, I don’t love you,
Ofcourse it makes you look fat,
I’ve never been to Brussels,
It’s pronounced *egregious*,
By the way, no, I’ve never actually met Pizarro but I love his pies.
And all of this pales to utter insignificance in light of the fact that my ship is once again gone. Savvy?
[Giselle slaps him, Scarlett slaps him, he slaps Gibbs]