sent in by SuzanneJack Sparrow (wakes up & see Elizabeth burning the rum) No! Not good! Stop! Not good! What are you doing? You burned the food, the shame…the rum! Elizabeth Swann: Yes, the rum is gone. Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum gone? Elizabeth Swann: One: because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two: that signal is over a thousand feet high. The whole Royal Navy is out looking for me, do you think there’s even the slightest chance they won’t see it? Jack Sparrow: But why is the rum gone?