I don’t care if they take my photograph. I don’t care if they take Vanessa’s photograph, we’re adults. But when they start taking photos of my kids and putting them in their magazines, that I can’t support. Just make sure that you’re really far away because if I’m able to get my hands on you I’ll swallow your nose. I’d bite your nose off and swallow it.

Johnny Depp sent in by Mrs Depp