Boot-Stap Bill: Hello Jack
Jack: Boot-Strap…Bill Turner?
Boot-Stap: You’re lookin’ good Jack. Got the Purl back I see.
Jack: Aye…Is this a dream?
Boot-Strap: *looks confused* No.
Jack: Thought not. ‘Cause if it were there’d be rum.
Boot-Stap: *hands bottle of rum*