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Barbossa: What are you doing?
Jack: What are YOU doing?
Barbossa: No, what ARE you doing?
Jack: What are YOU doing?
Barbossa: No! What ARE you doing?
Jack: What are YOU doing? Captain gives orders on the ship!
Barbossa: The captain of the ship IS giving orders.
Jack: My ship, makes me captain.
Barbossa: They be my charts.
Jack: Well, that makes you…chartman.

Captain Jack Sparrow, Barbossa sent in by Caroline