Today was so boring so here’s yesterday in a bloody nutshell LOL!!!
Met Lucy and her mum at 7:30am and headed off for Wimbledon where we met Sinead and her mates at 8am. Cat woke up late so we met her in Leicester Square at like 9:30. We went to the Trocadero at like 10am and we hung out in all the shops and met Alison and her mum. Then at 10:30am we found our places next to some very nice girls. Some women was offering us 2 tickets to the Incredibles preview but we had more than 2 people. We found our own fun, singing songs, reading mags, taking pics, playing games etc. Some freaky rose man kept coming around saying ‘Hello beautifuls….would you like a rose?’ and we were like NOOOOOOOOOOOOO GO AWAY!!! The girl next to me had to kiss him EWWWWWW!!! ANYWAY…at like 4, the place started getting packed and stuff and it was bloody mayhem. Some man was interviewing us for Belgian TV….we declared our love for Johnny Depp on Belgian TV. And some guy was filming the crowd around us and paused on me and I was like ‘WOOOOOO JOHNNY!’ but then he was still there so I was like ‘Hi!…..Hi!……OOOOOOOOOK!’ lol!! At 5pm a drop of rain fell on me and Cat and Cat was like ‘EURGH IS THAT BIRD POO?” then rain came POURNING down spontaneously on the red carpet which was squelching. Some girl behind me had an umbrella so I was sheltered. Martin (TRL security guard) has been promoted to Premieres….and he’s like some boss dude now…its so cool!!! The rain died down by 6 and all the people started coming down the red carpet. I saw Carla Romano and I was the only person who recognised her and I screamed her name and she waved at me and Cat was like ‘Oh you have a friend!’ lol!!! We saw Doug from Travis and I was the only one who knew his name…..its his nose, its so distinguishable!!!! LOL and we saw Mackenzie Crook and everyone was like ‘POTC DUDE!!!!!’ and we were like ‘MACKENZIE! MACKENZIE! MACKENZIE!’ And I just went ‘His names so long….why don’t we just call him Mac?!’ and everyone cracked up! lol We saw Cat Deeley but I swear she hates me cos whenever I see her she NEVER and I repeat NEVER stops for me or signs anything cos she missed me out!!!! We saw Christopher Lee and everyone was going ‘SARUMAN!’ and Lucy went ‘CHRISTOPHER LEE!!!’ and I just randomly shouted ‘Huh…..Vanessa Paradis?!?’ lol cos it rhymes….I was soooo baffled!! And there was this woman and Lucy goes ‘IT’S JOHNNY DEPP’S MUM!!!!!!’ and everyone turned around and it wasn’t even his mum so Lucy was like ‘Maybe not!’ lol!!! Then LOADS of screamign came from the far end and we saw Kate Winslet….then we saw Johnny and we went spasticated!!! When he came….OMFG!!! SOOOOO FIT! He had his glasses on and short hair and OMG!! I will put the pics on my webby He signed stuff for me and touched my hand!!!! Lucy and Cat got a kiss and he shook Alison’s mums hand saying ‘You’re the only adult here. Thankyou!’ Alison’s mum hasn’t washed her hand!!!!! LOL!!! Then Kate and Johnny had pics taken together and then Johnny and Vanessa Paradis. Then Kate came over and we were like ‘OMG YOU’RE SO LUCKY COS U PUT YOUR ARM AROUND JOHNNY DEPP!’ and she was laughing at us and saying we were sweet….I’ve got proof of that….footage soon to be put on my webby. Then moody security guard helped me get a big massive cardboard cutout of Johnny Depp and me and Lucy ran around the whole of Leicester Square tryign to find 2 more. One for Dom and one for Lucy. Our new phrase is…”Do you have a ________ you’d like to donate to the _________ (name) Fund!” so we were like ‘Do you have a cardboard thing you’d like to donate to the Lucy, Dom and Jessica Fund!!!! LOL!!! Anyway….we saw Johnny Vegas during that time LOL!!!! Then we went home with our 3 carboard cutouts….mine doesn’t fit in my frekaing room like I thought it would…..ANGRY!! lol well gonna go cos I’m meant to me in bed….farewell my fellow Depp fans!!! And Mc-V-Sted fans!!!
