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September 7, 2003   Uncategorized No Comments

I posted before that i was going to the NY OUATIM premiere. Well, i went with two of my friends.
We got there pretty late because my friends dad was driving and he couldn’t take us early. Anyway, the premiere was very small, invitation only, not open for public. There were news reporters and the red carpet was like walled up by cardboard so we couldnt see it. The premiere wasnt ment for too much public. There was a group of pple that were standing on in like a box at the end of the carpet and they got to meet the stars and get autographs n stuff. But like i said, i couldnt get there early enough to be there. (yes i was very upset). So when we got there, there was already a crowd, and we stood across the street where most of the pple were. We asked the pple and they said the antonio banderas and selma hyak ( or whatever their names r spelled like) already came and that they were just waiting for johnny depp. I was really freakin out at that point. we waited for a while and then a car pulled up and my friend was like”i see someone with long hair in that car” so thenn…johnny steps out!!! may screams going on n stuff
i see him walk behind the cardboard or whatever it was. a while later he comes out on the other side, signs some autographs. i saw the side of his face and his hair.His hair fell on his face on a curve it was really hot. then he went in
The building’s second floor had like a glass wall thing so we saw everyone pass through but when he passed he was walking on the side of some guy away from the window. kinda looked like he didnt want to be seen anymore.
THE POINT….I SAW JOHNNY DEPP IN PERSON.
i was hoping to see more though.
I know someone here said that they hugged him and i just saw him but it is pretty unbelievable to me. I feels like a dream its so weird!!!
im still trying to fully process what happened in my brain.
magine if i actually met him id probably impload or something..
thats my story, johnny was at one point right across the street from me. He looked so casual there it was amazing. When he was walking in the building he had his arm like on the other guys shoulder walkin so casually. I LUV HIM!!!!!
If youve never actually seen him in person, believe me its the weirdest feeling in the world. I keep replaying that moment and it seems so unreal. Too bad i didnt get closer, and fully see his face, but this is good enough for now (I SAW HIS HAIR LOL )

Aleks

taken form Johnnydeppfan.com, with permission

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since i didn’t know what time the premiere was supposed to start i wasn’t really sure when to go so i decided to go up the the theater at around 3:30 in the afternoon. i looked around trying to find axl, who said he was going to try to go, or cassady from the zone board. she was the only one who i knew for sure was going. she had said she was taking her small son with her so i looked for someone with a child, but couldn’t find one. my only other option was to go up to everybody there and ask if they were axl or cassady. i decided against that since i didn’t want the security guards, who outnumbered everybody else at the time, to think i was strange. i asked a few of them where to stand and was told to stand behind a barricade between the entrance for the red carpet trekkers and the main theater entrance. there were some photographers behind me. i don’t know why they were in that particular spot and lost track of them later on. but i think they were the lower level photogs, the paparazzi, if you will. i had become friendly with the closest guard and chatted with him frequently. i told him i was there representing the grandmothers for johnny crowd, which made him laugh. i don’t have any grandchildren myself but some of my friends from this board and the zone board who had encouraged me to go do have grandchildren and i’m certainly old enough so i made myself their rep. the guard got a big kick out of that and told people all afternoon that i was the “grandmothers for johnny” leader. one woman who stopped to ask him what was going on actually looked at me and said “are you johnny depp’s grandmother?” i got a big laugh out of that, because even though i’m biologically old enough to be his mother, if i started very early, there’s no way i’m old enough to be his grandmother. it helped pass the time, though. and i kept asking the guard if i was in the right place and he kept telling me i was.

i had been there for a long time. i don’t know how long really, but was beginning to get tired when all of a sudden a man came from around the side of the theater with several women and girls and a couple of men. he got some of the guards to help him and they dragged out another barricade and put it and all those people in front of me. i was very upset. i asked the guard i’d been friendly with what was happening. who were those people? he said they were supposed to be press people. i knew that couldn’t be completely true unless some of them were there representing their school newspapers. i was told that it didn’t matter how long i had been there i still had to stay behind the second barricade. i asked the guard to help me out and he said he would if he could find the man who had put them there. it must have been one of his supervisors. i found out after i got home that the group was made up of a few people who actually did have some kind of press i.d. and people who had been standing with them on the other side of the theater. it so happened that cassady and sam and some of the other zone board people were in that group. as time passed and the crowd grew my friendly guard was reassigned to a spot behind me on the other side of the main theater door. they had to keep that area open. then people from other places started coming under the barricade and getting in front of me. i went from the first row to about the sixth or seventh row very quickly. i complained to the guards but they just shrugged and said “tough.” needless to say i was very upset. earlier the friendly guard had asked me if it was alright if this girl who was a johnny fan could stand next to me even though there were already people behind. he said she was a real fan and had her camera with her. if i didn’t let her be “with me” she’d have to go to the back. so i said o.k. then, suddenly, she crawled under the barricade and got in front of me. i said to her “hey wait a minute. i helped you and now you’ve gotten in front of me.” she said she was sorry but i could tell the “frenzy” was upon her. finally i gave up trying to get the guards to be fair and worked my way around the barricade too. i told the girl she was just going to have to make room. she said there wasn’t any room. i told her she was just going to have to make room anyway. i said “i helped you didn’t i?” she said “uh, no!” i said. “yes i did and you know it. if it weren’t for me you wouldn’t be anywhere near here so make room.” she kept saying she couldn’t. i told her she was just going to have to. i think finally she really became ashamed of herself and found some room. especially when she realized i wasn’t kidding. i was kind of surprised at myself for being so insistant. and i think i was actually nasty to her. but fair is fair and johnny was coming.

it’s funny how the crowd shifts. people changed places and moved around even though none of us were really taking steps. the crowd sort of became a liquid and moved as a unit. as the celebrities began to arrive – the first one being geraldo rivera – who flashed a big smile at us and actually didn’t seem to notice that nobody took his picture. well, except for a few people who thought he was antonio banderas until he turned around and faced us. at that point i was sort of in the 3rd row. the woman in front of me was very displeased by that. she obviously didn’t like the fact that i had complained about her being put in front of me to begin with. she seemed to feel entitled to be in front of me and was angry that i didn’t recognize that. so every time i took a deep breath or stood on my toes to see better she would claim i was pushing her. i didn’t touch her. well, not any more than the tightness of the crowd forced me to. i didn’t want to touch her. she was icky! she kept jerking her head around and complaining about me and telling me to get away from her. at one point i said “have you ever been ignored?” she made some sound of disgust. and i said “well then you should know that it’s happening again.” she was really getting annoyed by this time. she kept saying something to the 2 girls in front of her. i don’t know what it was but i’m sure it had something to do with the marital state of my parents. nobody else seemed to mind that i was there, but she was furious. then she suddenly backed into me. then she jerked her head around and started in on me again. i said “look lady, you backed into me, i didn’t push you. and considering the fact that i was already here when you got here i think you’re being pretty unreasonable.” she snapped her head and snorted and said “well, i work for channel 7!” obviously, i was supposed to be impressed. i said “i work for the new york times, big deal!” i outranked her and she knew it. she shut up and didn’t say another word to me.

well, during all that the celebrities were coming in. robert rodriguez, the director, who must be at least 12 years old. cheech marin, enrique iglesias, then antonio banderas came in with his wife melanie griffith. he must have stayed with the press for 20 or 30 minutes, or it seemed that long, because after salma hayek joined him and they took some pictures there was only one star left. we were all waiting for banderas to finish and go inside. at least, i thought that johnny wouldn’t come until he was gone. i guess you know by now that johnny was the one everybody was waiting for and that he got the biggest reception. someone over at the zone board asked me how the other stars responded to johnny’s reception. of course banderas is the star of the movie. he has top billing and up until just recently we thought johnny’s role was very small, a cameo. he has number 3 billing now. i’ve wondered myself how banderas must be taking it that johnny, basking in the glow of jack sparrow, is now considered by most to be the main attraction. he’s not a stupid man so he must be aware of it. johnny was a bigger star to begin with and now he’s got all the glory. maybe that’s why he spent so much time with the press. he could have been trying to get as much attention as possible. but, if he was unhappy about it, he didn’t really show it. he wasn’t jumping up and down with joy but he was very pleasant, smiled and signed several autographs on his way in the theater. salma also smiled a big smile and signed some autographs before she went in with banderas and griffith. at some point during the banderas, hayek parade, much to my delight, my orange-haired nemesis from channel 7 suddenly left, making everything nicer and moving me up a spot.

that left one star to come. o.k. we knew he was coming. one of the guards said earlier that he had been in the group that picked johnny up at the airport that morning. we waited for what seemed like 3 days, but was actually only a few minutes. then there was a swell of excitement, some screaming and cries of “johnny, johnny, johnny!!!!!!” i caught a glimpse of him at the other end of the red carpet as he began his walk through the press line. he was wearing his pinstriped premiere uniform and i could see his glasses and that beautiful blond hair. some people began calling “vanessa, vanessa,” and i was glad to find out she was with him this time. he’s been by himself or with marilyn manson for all the premiere’s since sleepy hollow so i felt better about his well-being. we were all concerned about the terrible mess in the press lately questioning his patriotism and were afraid that it would cause a problem for hiim here. but there was none of that to be seen. i found out later that some of the press had given him a hard time but i certainly couldn’t see any sign of it then. i was trying so hard to keep up with where he was when somebody said “vanessa” again and i noticed an extremely thin young woman with her back to me being taken into the theater. i found out later, by matching her hair and dress to the pictures i saw, that it was indeed vanessa. johnny was still at the other end of the carpet. in her post on the zone board, sam said “he was so hard to see.” and i felt the same way. my vision isn’t the greatest to begin with and i was having a hard time seeing him. i would see his whole body for just a split second and then someone would move and he’d be gone. then he’d be back again, and gone again. then i’d see his head and nothing. i was trying to get pictures, but every time i’d get ready to snap one he’d be gone again. he spent only a fraction of the time banderas spent in the press line and was getting closer and closer with each passing moment. the excietment was building. i was feeling the power of his eyes and his presence. he would look down at us from time to time and as he got closer everytime he did the grip he had on me and everybody else would become tighter. i was able to see him a little better, too. he glows. i think that’s the best word. do you remember in gilbert grape when darlene cates, as gilbert’s mother, looks at johnny and says, “you’re my knight in shimmering armor.” he says, “i think you mean shining armor.” and she says “no, shimmering. you shimmer and you glow.” and he does. his face glows. it’s clean, and bright and beautiful. it’s hard to believe that he’s even better looking in person, but he is. and it’s hard to explain. it has to do with that glow. i think that’s why i like his hair blond so much. the light color enhances the glow. so many people said he looked tense and tired in the pictures from the premiere and they were worried about him. but i didn’t see that at all. when i looked at the pictures i knew what they meant. but the man i saw in those pictures and the man i saw in front of me didn’t look the same. i don’t know how to explain it. but the glow isn’t the same. and that hair! i love that hair. as he got closer to us the crowd behind me began to push forward. people were calling “johnny, johnny.” i found myself doing that too. i’m usually not so demonstrative but i was calling his name with everybody else. by the time he got to the theater door and stopped to sign autographs and speak with us the crowd had pushed me so far that i was within inches of him. there was still a couple of people between us but he was so close. the closer he got, the more beautiful he got. he was breathtaking. stunning mesmerizing. i could see him smiling and speaking very softly, his mouth formed the words “thank you.” and he smiled a sweet, loving smile. i found out later that the thank you and sweet smile was in response to cassady who had told him “america loves you, johnny.” i’m so glad she did that. it seemed to truly mean something to him. just as i was being pushed close enough to touch him one of the guards reached around and pulled him into the door. and he was gone.

the crowd retreated very quickly and i was left totally off balance. i would haven fallen down, but there was no place to fall. just as i would get far enough in one direction to go down i would bump into someone and be sent in the opposite direction. i finally grabbed onto the girl behind me until i could get my balance back and stand upright. i was mentally off balance too. it took a lot longer to get over that. we were asked to leave and i got my wits about me and did so. that was a mistake. i leaned later that he came back out and signed some more autographs, like nobodybutme said in her post. but i can’t cry over that, i’ll go crazy if i do (to quote scarlet o’hara). i must only think about how close i actually was to him and how beautiful he was and how sweet he was and that glow. it’s a beautiful memory for me. one i’ll always have.

thanks for letting me tell my story, vicki. use any part of it for whatever you want. i went over to where the after party was later. he didn’t show for that. i was disappointed but again i can’t complain about anything. except that there i was the only fan standing in the middle of a group of autograph dealers. they were disgusting and i felt unclean. but i can’t think about that now either. i’ll go crazy if i do.

September 7, 2003   Uncategorized No Comments

When I first arrived at Loew?s Lincoln theatre, the red carpet was just being set up. All the people I saw standing around were either security people or press. So I returned about an hour later, which was around 4. I apparently didn?t get there early enough (or, well, at the right time) so I had to stand behind the second barrier. I was in the front luckily, though there were still around five rows of people in front.
All of the fans waited excitingly to see some stars. As each limo pulled up, murmurs of ?who is that?? arose very quickly. Then of course we heard the millions of press screaming their names and ?over here,? as if they were a mere animal. Coming onto the red carpet I saw Enrique Iglesias, Robert Rodriguez, Salma Hayek, Antonio Banderas, Melanie Griffith, Miss. Universe, and some other people.
The last star to show up, and of course the best, was the one and only Johnny Depp. Millions (it seemed) screams of ?Johnny! Johnny!? were heard for miles I?m sure. At this point I decided to crawl under the barrier, so I could get closer. When Johnny came near the fans, everyone went crazy. He signed autographs, but didn?t stay too long. When he went inside, most of the fans waiting outside left also. I decided to go inside the theatre to see if I could catch another glimpse of him. But of course there was a large screen put up, blocking my view. Though I did see him going up the escalator, and heard someone scream ?cry-baby!?
After my sightings of Johnny, I thought that he wasn?t going to return, but I was still satisfied. So I went to find my parents, and I was about to walk away from the theatre; but I decided to go back towards it. Out of some sort of great luck, I approached the barriers just as Johnny was coming out of the theatre again. I couldn?t believe it; I was in the second row and Johnny Depp was right in front of me. When he came right in front of me, I put my hand out and shook his hand. I then said ?thank you? (for lack of better words) and we had a “moment”. We looked into each other?s eyes when I was shaking his hand, and he smiled and nodded when I said thanks. He was beautiful and incredibly nice; what else could I ask for? It was perfect, and so surreal. I also brought my ?The Brave? DVD to get the cover signed, but I didn?t manage to get that. But it was cool because a lot of people were like ?where did you get that?!?
By this time it was getting late, so we decided to head back. About five blocks away from the theatre, we decided to turn back around and see if we could catch Johnny again on his way out. At this point, there were more people waiting outside, but that didn?t stop me. Some people came out, but no Johnny. Then I spotted Jack and Sharon Osborne inside, and my mom started screaming of course. Then we saw the whole crowd of people running towards the side of the theatre, and of course I followed quickly. More people came out (the director, etc.). Then we saw everyone quickly migrating a few feet up. And low and behold, there was Johnny Depp (yet again). I wasn?t too close to him this time though, but managed to catch quick glimpses of him leaving. I also saw Vanessa Paradis in the car.
It was all an amazing experience, and incredibly surreal. I hope I can do it again one day! I touched Johnny Depp!!!

Beth

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I woke up early that Sunday morning, and lay in bed for awhile, asking myself “Am I really going to do this? Am I really going to go stand in a crowd, in front of a theater, all day long, in the off-chance that I might actually catch a glimpse of a celebrity I only know from TV and the movies? Could I really be that foolish?” The answer was, yes, I could. This wasn’t just any celebrity. This was Johnny Depp. Enough said. I’d been dreaming for 15 years of seeing him in person. The premiere for Once Upon A Time in Mexico seemed to be the perfect opportunity.

I still might have talked myself out of it if it weren’t for the fact that he was making an appearance the week after the infamous Dumb Puppy remark had become the big story, and the media and airwaves were still full of anti-Depp sentiment and cries for boycotts. Only a month or so earlier, the entire country had seemed to fall in love with him, when Pirates of the Carribean became the surprise hit of the summer, and he its most acclaimed star. Now it seemed that our fickle country had turned on him. I wanted to be there, so that at least one voice in the crowd would be yelling for him, not against him.

As I was getting ready to go, I caught my reflection in the mirror. There I was taking extra care with my hair and makeup, trying my best not to look like the Before photo in a makeover ad. What foolishness was this? As if there was a real possibility that he might see me in the crowd! I sighed, stopped messing with my hair, grabbed my son’s backpack, and took off for Manhattan.

I had a long train ride to reflect on the futility of my quest. Even if I did manage to get close enough to see him, my eyesight was so bad I’d probably need someone in the crowd to point him out to me. Then I reminded myself, this wasn’t about me. This was about him. I felt sure that all the hate-filled rhetoric of the last few days must have hurt him. Even if I was at a distance, maybe my voice would carry and he would know that there were still people in America who loved him. Probably for that reason alone, I didn’t turn around. I got off the train and headed for the theater.

Not knowing what to expect, I got there at 9 in the morning, worried that there might already be a huge crowd. An equally dreadful thought was that no one would be there at all. Maybe the boycott movement was going to be successful. My heart fell a little when I got to the theater and saw just a handful of people there. They certainly didn’t look like Johnny Depp fans. They were guys in their late 20’s or 30’s, dressed like blue collar workers and sitting around on little portable stools. Could these be Desperado groupies? or maybe right-wing activists who couldn’t wait to spoil the premiere? I finally worked up the nerve to go up to them and ask if they were there for the premiere.

As it turned out, they were journalists, “second tier” as they described it, from smaller independent newspapers. They did not merit an invitation to the premiere, so they had to take their chances in the crowd same as everyone else. The way they explained it to me, they would be the ones nearest to the red carpet, about 10 people deep. Every one of them was at least 10 inches taller than me, and they didn’t hesitate to tell me that it was pretty much hopeless for ordinary fans to get close enough to see anything. So I would at best be staring at the backside of one of them during the whole event. OK, I thought to myself, it’s still worth it; I can still shout out something when he goes by, so I ignored their discouraging words and went off to find some breakfast.
While I was walking around, I had a thought. Wait a minute, if they can have portable stools, why can’t I? And if I stood on mine, wouldn’t I be able to see over their heads? Congratulating myself on my ingenuity, I finally located a small stepstool at a hardware store, which I then had to haul around for the rest of the day.

When I returned, stepstool in hand, there were still only a few journalists sitting around. They were a sour bunch, exchanging bad celebrity stories with each other. To listen to them, all celebrities are jerks and not worth writing about. Maybe they were just bitter about the lack of invitations. They were ruining my mood so I went across the street to Barnes & Nobles, to kill some time and have a cup of coffee. I found a copy of Premiere Magazine with Johnny’s picture on the cover. That alone was enough to make my day. In my neighborhood you couldn’t find magazines like that. There was a long, wonderful interview with Robert Rodriguez which talked alot about Johnny and for awhile I forgot all about the theater.

Luckily, there was a window near my table from which I could see the theater, and around noon I noticed that a few more people were beginning to show up. I panicked and ran back to the theater. Mostly it was just more grouchy journalists, but there was one lady standing off by herself, looking as if she were waiting for a taxi, but never moving from her spot.

I stood watching her for awhile. Clearly she wasn’t waiting for a taxi. She didn’t fit my mental image of what a fan looked like. She looked just like a typical housewife from the suburbs. My curiosity finally got the best of me and I walked up to her.

“Are you here for the premiere?” I asked. She gave me a strange look, as if to say, do you really expect I would tell you if I was? Then her expression softened; she took cautious pity on me, and said yes, she was. At last, a fan! I thought. She wasn’t a particularly big Johnny Depp fan. She was pretty much an equal opportunity fan. She had an enormous book with her (smart lady had one of those backpacks you can wheel about; essential equipment for my next premiere) that was filled with pictures and autographs from other premieres, appearances at the David Letterman show, and so forth. Her favorite celebrity was George Clooney, and she kept telling me stories about the countless times she’d met him. I kept trying to steer her back to stories about Johnny, whom she’d met a couple of times. She spoke fondly of him, as if he was one of her favorite kids. It’s hard for old ladies like us to look at him and remember he’s in our age bracket.

As Denise began to trust me, she opened up and began to tell me what to expect as the day wore on. She told me about the different types of people who go to these things: the second tier journalists (yes, they are bitter), the autograph hackers, who elbow in front of you to get autographs to sell on Ebay (they are one of the lowest life forms according to her), the security people who get to feel important for one day, and arbitrarily exercise their authority by making people move from point A to point B for no apparent reason, just because they can. And then there are people like Denise, who go to these things on a regular basis, get to know the stars, and each other, and learn the secrets of how to get a good spot. “Stick close to me,” she said, “and we’ll probably get close enough to see him.”

I wasn’t expecting to hear this, and a tiny glimmer of hope appeared on the horizon. Could it be I might actually get close enough to see him? But what about the 10-deep journalists in front of the crowd? Denise dismissed this news with a wave of her hand. “They wish,” she said.

All through the afternoon, people began showing up, and everybody was going up to everybody else, with anxious faces, asking if they were there for the premiere. Denise whispered to me “tell them no; you don’t want a big crowd here, do you?” but I cracked easily when faced with the hopeful eyes of young girls hoping for the same thing as me, just a glimpse of their favorite man. People from the Johnny Depp Zone board who’d seen my post about going to the premiere were trying to find me and each other. As we connected, I was amazed to see that Johnny’s fans spanned several generations, but at that moment we might as well all have been schoolgirls, nervous and giggling about our prospects of seeing Johnny.
The security guys stayed true to form, and began trying to disperse us, as Denise warned me they would. First they came out and said the premiere was closed to the public (Duh!) and then they told us that there would be big partitions placed around the red carpet so that onlookers would not be able to see a thing. That turned out to be partly true. They erected the partitions along the length of the red carpet, but left open areas at both ends. One end was at the street. The other was at the theater door.

They came over to us periodically and said we weren’t allowed to stand there. “Forget it, you’re not going to be able to see a thing; you all should just go home,” they told us. Denise smiled and nodded at whatever they told us. When they said we had to move, we moved (a few feet from wherever we’d been standing before). “Don’t get mad, and try to be as cooperative as possible without actually doing what they want, which is to leave,” she said.

If they got angry enough, they could throw somebody out. But with us hovering around just outside the allowable boundaries, they really couldn’t do a thing.

Denise and the other girls and women that had collected around us were all busy swapping stories by then. We didn’t really mind where we were standing, as long as we could keep an eye on that red carpet and the two potential spots where a crowd might be allowed to stand. The afternoon seemed to zip by, and all of a sudden I was looking up to see a huge crowd all around us. It was about 5 in the afternoon, and things were starting to heat up. Denise then went into her steely, determined mode. We were going to get a good spot by sheer willpower.

The crowd was quite large by now, and everyone was still being kept at a distance as they put the finishing touches on the red carpet. There were the stands for the “real” journalists and photographers, the ones who get to interview the stars as they walk down the carpet. The huge partitions were up as promised, not to shut out the crowd, but to provide a backdrop for the photos that would be seen later by the rest of the world. The ONCE UPON A TIME IN MEXICO logo was plastered all over place; we’d forgotten all about the movie. All we could think about was whether Johnny would really show, and of course, would we be able to see him if he did.

There were lots of rumors swirling around the crowd, saying that Johnny’s handlers didn’t want him to come, that the studio was afraid Johnny was going to draw the wrong kind of publicity to their movie, that threats had been made against him, and on and on. Our group remained steadfastly optimistic (I was too scared to tell everyone else that I’d probably jinxed the whole event by showing up.)

Denise, using instincts that had been fine-tuned by her vast premiere experience, had picked a particular spot for us to wait. It was where the limos would most likely drive up to let the stars out. If we couldn’t get next to the red carpet, we might still be able to see people getting out of the limos. One member of our group was a brash young Orlando Bloom fan named Robin from Long Island. She had been dragged along by her best friend, who was the Johnny fan. Not a bit nervous, since the stakes were not so high for her, she decided to go talk to the security guards and find out if we were ever going to be allowed to move in closer. Denise was not so sure this was a good idea; we all looked at her anxiously as she boldy walked up to one of the guards.

We’ll never know what she said, exactly, but whatever it was, it worked, because she waved us over. We rushed over to her side before the rest of the crowd had time to react. I ended up with only one person between me and the red carpet. Of course that person was alot taller than me. But I had my stepstool, which had not endeared me to the people who were standing near me, as it kept bumping into their legs. One girl in particular seemed very pushy and out of sorts that she was not right in front. Denise whispered to me that she was “one of those” autograph hounds. “Don’t give her an inch,” she warned.
Just as we were settling in, feeling thrilled and smug to have landed such a good spot, the security team decided to do the Arbitrary Move from Point A to Point B. We were shocked; they wanted the crowd to move over to the other side of the red carpet, by the theater door that the stars would enter. My heart fell, but Denise grabbed my hand and pulled me along after her. We didn’t push, we just persisted, and somehow by sheer luck, we ended up right by the door, with no one at all standing in front of us.

Oh my God, I thought to myself. If he does come, he’ll pass right by me. This can’t be happening. Surely he was going to be a no-show. I didn’t have this kind of luck. Ever. And if he did come, maybe the security guards would be blocking our view. They kept standing right in front of Denise and me, as if to say “You didn’t really think we were gonna let you see him, did you?” Where did these massive guys come from? They each seemed the size of a small elephant.

And suddenly, without fanfare, the stars started to arrive. On the other end of the red carpet from where we were standing, we could hear screams every time a limo door opened. The red carpet was lined with reporters and guys with cameras the size of bazookas. The stars were supposed to slowly work their way down the line, then pass by us to enter the theater.

The first star in was Cheech Marin. He stayed talking to the reporters for what seemed like an eternity. The crowd waited, and I listened to my stomach churning. Other stars were queueing up behind Cheech, so almost reluctantly he left the media and came over to the crowd. He got an enthusiastic welcome (I was happy to see that, because I didn’t think he was all that well known). He seemed very pleased to be signing photographs. When he got to Denise and me, I held out my Premiere magazine open to a picture of him. “I’m from San Antonio” I told him. “Really?” he acted delighted to hear this. He signed, but not where I wanted him to. My plan was to have everyone sign next to a photograph of themselves. He signed right on Salma Hayek’s picture. Oh well, I wasn’t going to complain.

Cheech seemed like such a nice and approachable star, he sort of broke the ice for me. I thought, I can do this. I can talk to stars, ask for autographs, and if Johnny comes–well my stomach dropped to my knees just thinking about that. He wasn’t merely a star, or a celebrity. He was in a category all by himself. A special man, even beyond his talent and good looks. The thought of him being a foot or two away from him was–impossible. There was no way this was really going to happen.

The other stars started to come over to the crowd. Antonio Banderas and his wife Melanie, who looked absolutely haggard (Denise assured me it was just from being in Broadway shows every night, but it was hard to believe either of them could have ever been seen as glamorous), Enrique Iglesias (who got the best response up till then from the crowd), and Salma Hayek, who astounded me. She was so tiny, but so perfectly porportioned you would never know it. She looked more beautiful in real life than her photographs, and she was beaming, happy to see the crowd and sign the autographs. I got my collection; Antonio on his picture, Salma across the page since Cheech had messed up my plan, Enrique was the only one who rushed by too fast to sign (that’s ok, I wasn’t much of a fan of his anyway.)

Robert Rodriguez was one of the last to come through. I was thrilled to see him (alot of the people in the crowd had no idea who he was). He was so incredibly tall compared to all the diminutive Hispanic stars and celebrities that had been filing past us. He had on a big white cowboy hat and was grinning like a kid in a candy store. He was apparently loving every minute of this.

“I’m from San Antonio” I told him when he got in front of us. He was as delighted by this news as Cheech had been. What was it about being from there? Did people feel the same way about Detroit? Then I told him that I’d seen el Mariachi (I was under the delusion then that I was perhaps the only one in the country who had actually seen that movie) and he seemed happy to hear that too. “Really?” he gave me a big smile as he signed the magazine.

And now the crowd was getting restless and murmuring. The official time of the preview, 7 o’clock, had arrived, and still no Johnny. This was it, then, all the hype and excitement and the star that everybody had come for was not coming. I tried to be philosophical about it. I couldn’t blame him for not showing up, after the nasty week he’d had. I wouldn’t blame him if he never wanted to step foot in America again.

Then the screams started up on the other end. The noise level was 10 times louder than it had been before. People who could see all the way down to where the limos were confirmed it for us; Johnny and Vanessa had arrived.

There went my stomach. All my insides, as a matter of fact. At some point in the very near future, he was going to be walking right there, where Antonio and Salma and Robert had been. But it would be different this time. It would be Johnny. I couldn’t believe it. I had to be dreaming.

We could barely make out his features behind the cameras and reporters. Everyone was clustered around him, microphones thrust in his face, everyone most likely asking the same question; what did he have to say about the Dumb Puppy remark? We could only catch a glimpse of his hair now and then, from behind a cameraman’s shoulder, or an elbow peeking out of the crowd around him.

Speaking of crowds, the people behind Denise and me were starting to slowly push us forward, which was ok to a point, but the security guards had already threatened to disperse us if the barricades were pushed down. Miss Autograph Hound was next to me; annoyingly enough she had managed to get a prime spot, and had each star signing as many glossy photos as she could. My heart went out to the true fan who should have been standing there instead of her.

Vanessa emerged from the crowd of photographers and came by us. I don’t think anyone actually asked for an autograph, but the crowd was friendly, and she was dazzling. As petite as Salma, her hair done up in a bun and some colorful gypsyish outfit on. She was smiling and waved to us as she greeted us in English. I was secretly relieved that the crowd had not turned hostile on her. I’d already stopped worrying about any unfriendliness to Johnny. This was clearly a pro-Johnny crowd.

The sight of her stirred up the crowd, who began to scream for Johnny. A TV reporter came up right to me, stuck a microphone in my face, and said “Who did you come here to see?” I screamed along with everyone else “JOHHHHNNNNYYY!!!” “And who is it you love?” “JOOOOHHHHHHNNNYYY!!!” I think the TV audience got it the first time, lady.

After what seemed like another eternity but was probably only half as long as the time Cheech had taken, Johnny approached the crowd. It was in a frenzy by now. In the midst of the noise and confusion, Johnny appeared absolutely serene, almost bemused by the commotion. His hair kept falling into his face as he bent over to sign autographs, with a slight smile on his face which we could see now and then behind the hair. His hair was something glorious, picking up the light from the theater and giving it almost a halo effect. He moved through the crowd, gracefully and almost humbly, looking nothing like what you would expect a star standing in front of his adoring fans would look like. As he got closer, I saw a look of exhaustion and perhaps a tinge of sadness in his face. Because of the fact that Vanessa had gone in before him, I imagined to myself that they were having a fight, and was a bit startled when I saw the pictures of them together afterwards. More likely his sadness came from the brutal treatment he’d been getting from the press.

Now he was standing in front of me; the moment that I was sure would never come had arrived. I was surprised how tall he was; his features are so delicate, and his build so slight, he seems smaller than he actually is. I took a deep breath and said the words I’d rehearsed to myself, over and over in the days before the premiere, only they were words I’d expected to shout from the back of the crowd. Now I was telling him to his face. “America loves you, Johnny,” I said. It probably would have sounded better from in back of the crowd. But it made him smile. For the first time since he’d approached the fans, he smiled, and said “Thank you.” I didn’t know what to do next. I hadn’t rehearsed anything beyond that. I just held up my magazine stupidly and he signed the cover, right on the picture of the Blind Gunman. “No, thank you!” I said, and I looked up at him.

Our eyes met, and for a moment were locked onto each other. He seemed to look deep inside me. No longer the shy, unassuming guy who looked like he wished he’d snuck in the back way, he became shaman-like, using some strange power to reach into me searchingly. What he was trying to find I will never know. His eyes were an amazing shade of green, which as any fan of his would know is not his eye color at all. They seemed to be illuminated from within. I was paralyzed under his gaze, like an animal being mesmerized by a cobra. It was a power that was almost frightening. And it probably only lasted a few seconds. But it seemed to last much longer. Then the spell was broken as his handlers whisked him into the theater.

I was still reeling as the people around me, mostly the group I had been with all day, clamored around me. “He talked to you! You made him smile!” They were flabbergasted. I suppose, since he had barely looked up before then, that it was a remarkable reaction from him, but I was too dazed to think about it yet. I was just starting to realize that the girl standing behind me had been pounding on my back almost the entire time (she apologized, saying “I couldn’t help it, I was so excited!”) Everyone was talking about how beautiful he looked. Like Salma, he was much more beautiful in real life than in his photos, but where Salma had been a vivacious woman, full of life, his was an ethereal beauty, almost as if he wasn’t there at all, and had only left a shadow of himself for us to look at. I kept hearing people say “I want to touch his hair.” His hair was the focal point, the most tangible part of the beautiful aura surrounding him.

A few people had left; curious bystanders were coming up to take their place. The crowd was still buzzing when the doors opened and Johnny came back out. It had only been about 10 minutes since he’d gone in. His longtime fans knew he would do this; instead of heading for his limo, he went back to his fans and patiently began signing autographs again.

I held back this time, partly because I felt like I’d had my chance, and it was time for other fans to get close to him, and partly because I wanted to get as good a look as I could of him. I had a camera along, but I’d given up trying to take pictures. I didn’t want to remember the night through a photograph. I wanted to burn it into my memory. I memorized the hair, that slight smile that he has, the way he kept looking down bashfully as he signed. There was something else I saw, something disturbing. The crowd, which I had paid no mind to before, had become a greedy, grasping monster that was reaching out with dozens of arms to get an autograph, or simply touch him, trying to tap into his life force somehow. I had a strong desire to rush over there, and tell everyone to leave him alone. How he could tolerate it I don’t know. Yet he seemed happiest when he was with his fans. I guess he must have grown inured to it by now.

When he’d disappeared into his limo, I decided it was time to go. I’d been away from my son all day long and it was a long trip back home. Denise, who had been next to me the entire time, decided she was going to stay awhile longer. Later, she was rewarded with a hug and a kiss from him, when he made a third appearance. When I found this out later I was mad at myself, naturally, for not staying longer, but even so I felt incredibly fortunate to have had the chance to meet him. I walked–no, I floated back to the train station. I must have had a big idiotic grin on my face, because a number of people I passed by looked at me and smiled. One guy even laughed. I was too happy to care if I looked ridiculous. I knew I was going to treasure this day for the rest of my life.

Cassady’s website: http://www.matrixrevealed.com/JohnnyDepp/

August 28, 2003   Uncategorized No Comments

Francesca has her own website, where you can read the whole encounter: ifod! Below is a snippet and her pictures!

Un silenzio sospettoso avvolge il lido? solo il vento che muove violentemente i rami degli alberi non smetti di fiatare, ma questo succede solo per una frazione di secondo perch

July 26, 2003   Uncategorized No Comments

(note: recently, when Ivy met Johnny, he told her he remembered the zone and he remembered his meeting with Irene!)

‘Adventures in Neverland’ – The Night I Met Johnny Depp
I had the privilege of meeting Johnny Depp during the filming of ‘Neverland’ in summer 2002. They were filming night shoots at the Richmond Theatre, Richmond-upon-Thames, Surrey, England on three consecutive nights: Sunday 18th to Tuesday 20 August ’02. On the first evening that I visited the filming location I had to leave before Johnny was due to show up on set. On my second visit, however, I had the incredible good fortune of being able to watch him at work for over 6 hours – an evening that culminated in meeting him at 3:15 in the morning! I don’t have any photographs of that extraordinary night, but I do have vivid and wonderful memories together with Johnny’s inscription for me in my little ‘Dead Man’ book.

The simplest way to tell my adventure is to Start at the Beginning and keep going until I reach The End and then Stop. My story’s a long one, but I hope you enjoy it.

:irene
August 2002

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CHAPTER ONE – Sunday 18th August 2002

I went over to Richmond-upon-Thames in Surrey yesterday, Sunday 18 August, to see if I could watch the ‘Neverland’ location filming that Reemi reported from the ‘Dark Horizons’ site. And I arrived about 6 hours too early, because they were doing NIGHT shoots!

2:00pm: Finding the location was easy enough – the big film lorries parked outside the Richmond Theatre were a bit of a giveaway, together with the notices from ‘Neverland Films’ apologising for the road closure. At first I thought I’d actually missed everything because nothing seemed to be happening, but after about an hour people began bringing props out of the theatre and decorating the roadway with them. So, having spent ages getting there, I decided to stay and wait for the action. Luckily I’d bought a good book with me, so I found a shady spot on Richmond Green and watched the set decorators in action between the chapters of my novel.

8:00pm: CUT to many hours later, and the little road outside the theatre has been transformed with glowing Victorian lamp-posts, greenery covering the few modern-day signs, earth-covered roads, a splendid mixture of horse-drawn gigs and flys and early motorcars, and a couple of ENORMOUS floating air balloons suspended 60 foot up, shining light down upon the scene. I was very surprised that there weren’t any big arc lights, or any of the other cumbersome equipment that you normally associate with film sets. The huge air balloons were lit up (with halogen gas? I don’t know), and the one suspended directly above the theatre steps looked like the full moon magnified x 10. Although these suspended lights were brilliant white, they cast a warm night-time glow upon everything.

The theatre has a little open green right in front of it (it’s actually called ‘Little Green’) so all the crew and the extras were parked there, and they’d slung up a tape barrier in the shape of a large ‘V’ for the public to stand behind. So there was plenty of space to stand and get a view – and even a couple of park benches to sit on if you were lucky!

The filming had been mentioned in this week’s local Richmond newspapers so there were quite a few people standing around the perimeter when I joined them again at sunset. I took up a position on the right, about 120 feet from the theatre, with a very good view of everything that was going on – except when some of the extras were standing in the way, or when an Edwardian motorcar drove past!

You can probably imagine what the next few hours were like.. I stayed and watched it for as long as I could, although they didn’t actually film very much. The director didn’t yell ‘Action!’ or ‘Cut!’ like I’d expected – all the main crew and security were hooked up to earpieces so they knew what was happening. Basically they did lots of rehearsals of the extras entering and leaving the theatre for the performance of one of JM Barrie’s plays. They had a little billboard on the pavement in front of the theatre, but I couldn’t read what play it was. And they’d erected big maroon signs on either side of the theatre entrance that read ‘Duke of Westminster’s Theatre’ (the real theatre is the ‘Duke of York’s’, so there must have been some sort of copyright problem with using the real name). The few times the cameras did roll, the extras did their bit and then suddenly there in their midst would be someone dressed in t-shirt & jeans, exiting the theatre with them, so you knew that the take was finished! The security guys stopped anyone who took pictures because the flash would show up on the film – even though they were scarcely filming anything.

Just before I left, Dustin Hoffman appeared and did a scene, standing on the upper steps and greeting the people as they were arriving. As far as I could tell they’d greyed his hair, but by that time my eyes were so sore with looking that I couldn’t have cared less if he’d been wearing a fruit bowl on his head a la Carmen Miranda. I then heard that Johnny wouldn’t be arriving to do his scenes until midnight.

Apparently they’ve been filming at the Richmond Theatre for a week now, but someone told me they’ve only been doing interior scenes inside the theatre. ‘Neverland’ is doing 2 more night shoots – today (Monday) & tomorrow, although the final night will be ‘foyer scenes’ so there won’t be much to see.

11:00pm: I had to push off home otherwise I’d have been stranded in Richmond overnight, but I’m going back today for another peek. Wish me better luck for tonight!!
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CHAPTER TWO – the evening of Monday 19th August 2002

8:40pm: I arrive at the theatre just after nightfall on Monday night, and the action’s already under way. Some extras are loading scenery into a Victorian removals van outside the theatre. When this little bit of action finishes, they unload all the props, take them back into the theatre, and start the process all over again.

Although the air-balloon lights are suspended high in the air, they’re using a big arc light and a white reflective sheet suspended between the trees for this scene. The first wonderful thing I notice is that tonight the camera is positioned in the little street right in front of the theatre, so they’ve set up the crowd tape barrier much closer to the theatre than on Sunday night!

I walk around & get a great position at centre-left, about 70 feet from the set. As well as giving me a superb uninterrupted view, I’d noticed that all the actors come on set from that direction, either walking or in cars, along the little roadway that disappears to our left between the houses.

I ask around to see if anything much has happened yet and someone tells me that they’ve been doing this same scene for the past half-hour!

The watching crowd is much, much smaller than on Sunday night – possibly because the novelty has worn off but also because it’s no longer the weekend. When I arrive there are only about 50 onlookers gathered around, and the numbers get smaller as the night wears on. I chat with a couple of people who I discover actually live on the Little Green, facing the theatre, and they’re a mine of information. They tell me that Sunday night’s filming went on until 4 o’clock in the morning, and they wrapped just as dawn was breaking! They also tell me that everyone living on Richmond Green had been sent a letter by Neverland Films, giving the dates of filming and apologising for the inconvenience, and that they’ve been filming inside the theatre for the past couple of weeks. I also discover that there hadn’t been any external filming on Saturday night: these night-shoots are just Sunday-Tuesday. That’s a good start to the evening, finding out that I hadn’t missed a whole night’s filming over the weekend.

I hit very lucky with these people because they have some really interesting titbits of information about the filming & they’re clearly delighted that their beautiful theatre is in the spotlight. They point out the buildings that have been specially done up for the film, and also tell me that the film company is using the college just up the little road to our left as the cast’s changing rooms. I figured this was the same place that the security men had mysteriously referred to as ‘base’ on my last visit – presumably to stop people from following their noses and taking a wander up there! Throughout all of this conversation, the extras repeat their scenery-shifting sequence endlessly?

Finally the replica Removals Van is hauled away, and things start moving again. Several cars arrive from the little side-road and pull up inside the tape barrier, the entrance of which is guarded constantly by a couple of security men. Lots of crew get out of the cars and meanwhile a group of extras walk down the road and mingle with them on the set. Amid all the comings-and-goings, I’m still chatting with the locals and generally looking at all the new activity. And then, quite suddenly, I involuntarily suck in my breath:

9:10pm: Johnny Depp is on the set!!!

He’s standing at the top of the theatre steps, on the right-hand side as you look at it. I have no idea how he got there – presumably he’d only just arrived in one of the cars and I was too busy chatting to notice [blush]. He’s dressed in mid-brown trousers, matching waistcoat with a cream satin back, and white shirt. And even though I’ve only just clapped eyes on him, this lithe slender figure is unmistakeably Johnny Depp.

He’s talking to a very tall bald young man (who I later figure out is the director, Marc Forster), and to a tall heavily-set man standing on Johnny’s right. JD is gesticulating about something – lots of hand and arm movements. Every time the heavy guy disappears inside the theatre, Johnny calls him out again. At first I wonder what’s going on & whether something’s wrong, and then my brain starts working again and I realise that they’re simply talking through the action for a scene! (As it later turns out, the heavily-set tall man was acting as a temporary stand-in for Dustin Hoffman, which is pretty funny when you recall what Hoffman is really like.)

While this pre-rehearsal is going on, the crew are taking down the big arc light and the white sheet, so we’re getting an even better view of the set! You can now see a small pavement-mounted billboard for ‘Peter Pan’.

Finally, everyone is satisfied with the talk-through and they do a couple of dry runs. JD stays at the top of the stairs on the right-hand side as you look at the theatre, and looks disconsolately up and down the road. A man dressed as a theatre usher comes out from the foyer, rings a silent bell, and calls out “Last call, ladies and gentlemen! Last call for the – “. He’s cut short by someone inside. Hoffman’s stand-in appears from the left-hand door of the foyer (as you look at the theatre) and speaks to the usher. They both go back inside. Then suddenly Johnny spots some movement in the street to his left, and whips around to lean over the banister to his right and call out “Charles!” Hoffman’s character comes outside again and Johnny indicates what’s happening in the street. The only dialogue I could hear is what I’ve included above; I couldn’t make out the rest of what they were saying. By the end of the night I was probably as familiar with this dialogue as were the actors themselves, since it’s almost the only scene that was filmed!

Everyone seems happy with the pre-rehearsals, and Johnny descends the stairs and talks to the crew. Then:

9:25pm: Johnny climbs into a big silver people-carrier [luxury SUV] and is driven back to ‘base’. I settle down for what I expect to be a long wait for his return.
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CHAPTER THREE – 9:25pm to 11:30pm

9:25pm: The crew settle down to rigging up different lights and repositioning the second air-balloon to give extra light to the set. I settle down on the grass to give my feet a rest for a while.

Something interesting finally happens when a tall slim dark-haired young man takes up the same position as Johnny had at the top-right of the theatre stairs. He’s dressed in grey t-shirt & jeans and is obviously JD’s stand-in. Two other people come to join him: a short, medium-built older man with a bushy beard [Dustin Hoffman’s stand-in] and a blonde woman who stands between the two men. I assume that she’s Kate Winslet’s stand-in, although Kate never appears on the set and the scene is played without her. Very curious! There’s endless checking and re-checking of lights, distances, etc while this trio stand still and let everything happen around them.

The mix of people in our crowd of onlookers is changing all the time. People arriving during this period of set-up don’t hang around too long. I chat to different people and happily give my expert advice on what the film’s about and who’s in it.

10:20pm: Johnny arrives back on set – and stays on set until 03:15 in the morning!!!

There’s the sound of motors in the little side-road to our left, and several cars emerge one after the other. Finally ‘Johnny’s’ big silver people-carrier moves slowly into view and keeps on going until it’s well inside the tape barrier. The doors open and several people emerge. And right in amongst them is JD! A few brave people in the crowd call out his name [this is England, remember, and we don’t really do that sort of thing over here!] but Johnny resolutely carries on chatting with the people he’s with, moving on to the set & towards the director & his crew. Anyone in the crowd who’s foolish enough to take out their camera is instantly pounced upon by one of the security men & told in no uncertain fashion that they can’t take any pictures whatsoever at any time. I subtly untwine my fingers from the camera that I’m just about to hike out of my bag and go back to taking notes in my head?

Having missed Johnny’s earlier entrance on to the set, this time I have a wonderful surprise coming. Instead of the brown ‘workaday’ outfit he was wearing earlier in the evening, he’s now decked out in immaculate Edwardian evening dress!

The one thing that particularly strikes me this time is his graceful way of moving. I remember reading an article recently where the journalist particularly noticed his poise and said that Johnny carries himself very straight and upright. That’s an accurate observation. To some extent, possibly, his costume is having its effect upon him, but whatever the cause for the rest of the evening he moves with an innate grace and elegance. He reminds me of Fred Astaire at his prime – and there’s a man who could really move! [In fact, at one point much later in the evening when things were clearly starting to drag, Johnny takes up a typical ‘Top Hat’ pose right in the middle of the pavement for a couple of seconds. It was a spectacular spot-on imitation of the great Astaire and I would have dearly loved to have captured that moment on camera! Anyway, I digress..]

Johnny climbs to the top of the theatre steps, takes up his position once again at the right-hand side, and things start to get under way. At some point Dustin Hoffman joins him but I can’t say I particularly noticed when that happened [blush]. There’s lots more discussion with the director, and eventually the wardrobe mistress comes up with JD’s black tailcoat and fits it on to him. And finally he’s given a gold-topped cane which he proceeds to play with, a la ‘Benny & Joon’, for the rest of the evening.

By this time it’s 11pm and the pubs are coming out, so there begins an endless troop of slightly-drunken youths across the green from various directions. Most of them stay for a while and just about every new group uses some variant on the phrase: “Johnny Depp! Is that Johnny Depp?! Really?! Cool!” For about the next 2 hours the mobile phone bill in Richmond-upon-Thames rises by 600% as everyone decides to hang out by the Green and call all their friends to explain what they’re up to. One young guy’s phone conversation which I found particularly funny ran like this: “Hey, guess where I am and who I’m looking at?!?The Richmond Theatre….Johnny Depp!!? Yeah, really!!? I dunno.. About 5’10, 5’11, I’d say?”

Some guys decide to be completely cool about the whole thing and intermittently play a noisy game of football behind us.

But my eyes (if not my ears) are focussed on one slender charismatic man rehearsing the same lines and actions over and over again; varying it this way; trying it out that way…
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CHAPTER FOUR – 11:30pm to 01:50am

Sometime after 11pm a big troop of children of all ages – from teeny tots to 10 year olds – arrive with their minders from ‘the base’ and join the set. The rehearsals now include these kids, all dressed up in Victorian garb, with a woman at their head. They queue up in an orderly line down the road from the theatre, out of camera shot.

And suddenly the scene starts to make more sense, as ‘Barrie’s’ reaction on the theatre steps is in response to seeing a load of children arriving at the last moment to watch his play. They troop up the steps in crocodile-fashion and enter the theatre as Johnny and Dustin watch them go in. Then ‘Barrie’ spots a boy standing alone on the pavement, off by himself. He walks down to greet this new boy and bends down to speak with him. Then he persuades the boy to run in and see the play. Barrie stands alone on the pavement, looking at the boy entering the theatre and twirling his cane in contemplation.

This scene gets rehearsed and filmed time and time again, with varying changes in the way things are played. It must have been way after midnight by the time the scene is safely in the can.

One thing I haven’t mentioned – I guess because it’s always reported from film sets anyway – is that, despite the boring repetition, JD and Dustin & other members of the crew often chat and share a joke. I witness a lot of that typical ducking-of-the-head that Johnny does when he’s laughing.

Around 1am there’s quite a long break for the actors as the crew start re-setting for different camera angles and the continuation of the scene. We have a brief buzz of excitement as Johnny wanders over towards some crew members standing on the Green – he’s coming closer to us with each stride!! He chats to the crew, shaking people’s hands as he greets both old and new friends.

The watching crowd by this time includes a young couple beside me who’d managed to get a photo of Dustin Hoffman on the previous evening, when Dustin deliberately crossed over the tape barrier during a break to go and lie down for a few minutes on one of the park benches! This couple begin waving madly and calling Johnny’s name. Johnny looks over at our group, gives a big grin, and happily gives us a big double-arms wave in return, but he doesn’t come over. At the same moment the security men home in on us, in case any of us get the bright idea of stepping over the skimpy tape and heading towards JD. But we’re a well-behaved little bunch – plus by now we know that we’d get kicked off the green if we did anything as naughty as that.

JD soon returns to the main set area and goes and perches on the theatre steps alongside Dustin and several of the crew. One woman has two small children in tow and Johnny chats with them; he has pictures taken with some of the children and their mothers; he takes a couple of phone calls. In general there’s a lot of dallying around that looks very tedious for everyone.

Eventually he seems to get tired of being looked at (and who can blame him!) and he crouches down in the road with his back to us. Someone eventually lines up several directors chairs and offers him one, and although he’s fractionally nearer to us, all we can see now is the back of a beautifully-white shirt and a very neatly groomed head!

In the meantime I’m being entertained by a couple of new people who’ve arrived very late – or very early, given that it’s now Tuesday! It transpires that they both live on Richmond Green (the larger open space close by) and they’ve come along separately to see how the filming is getting on. I find out that they both happened to witness the Neverland crew’s flying visit to another house on Richmond Green in late June – the event that gave us Johnny’s picture with his duck friend. They said that nothing much really happened that day: Kate Winslet and Julie Christie came out of the house, went back in, and came out again – all day long!

Both of these people are welcome additions to our dwindling flock of onlookers – it’s now well past 1:30am and all but the strong-willed have packed it in and gone home to bed. The woman has a great admiration for Johnny’s work so we have lots to chat about; the man is a William Blake fan who’s determined to get an interview with Johnny to discuss “Dead Man Dead Man” (as he calls it).

We get acquainted when I tire of hearing him calling the film by the wrong title and leap up to give him a quick synopsis of the different themes in Jarmusch’s masterpiece and show him my little British Film Institute book at the same time.

He looks at me doubtfully as though he’s encountered a roving Dead Man fanatic.. and to a large extent he’s right!
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CHAPTER FIVE – 01:50am to 02:40am

At around 1:50am the set is ready for the next piece of action, which is to be played out on the pavement in front of the theatre.

First up, Johnny’s stand-in takes position on the pavement as the lighting, distances and camera angles are checked, and then finally JD steps up into place, swinging and twirling his cane while he’s waiting for the crew to finish their checks. It’s around this point that Johnny does his brilliant ‘Top Hat’ pose.

Suddenly there’s lots of ‘street action’ happening, as the horse-drawn carriages and ancient motorcars that have been parked up all night are brought into play.

Johnny retires back up to the top of the theatre steps as the little street becomes busy with the passing traffic and people strolling along. One particular horse-drawn fly [a vehicle with just two very large wheels and a little front-opening cabin for the passenger] approaches from the left and draws up in front of the theatre. The boy we’ve seen earlier climbs out and pays the driver. ‘Barrie’ notices his arrival, walks down the steps to meet him, and bends over and exchanges some words with the boy. Then the boy goes in to the theatre leaving ‘Barrie’ standing contemplating on the pavement next to the fly.

This scene is rehearsed and filmed over and over, before they move on to the next little section of the scene. By this stage there are only 4 spectators left: me, the two people from Richmond Green, and a young woman in her early 20s. She’s been sitting quietly by herself and one of the security guards has taken quite a shine to her! He brings her some coffee and sits on the grass chatting with her, while the other woman and I have a laugh about why we weren’t offered anything to drink. In the meantime, the William Blake fan is writing a long note for Johnny’s P.A, asking for an interview. I hope for his sake that he’s got the name of the film right this time…

Eventually the scene with the boy is done, and now Johnny turns to the cab driver, says a few words to him, then climbs into the cab of the fly. It moves off down the street to our right, out of camera range. After a lot of navigation the fly comes back up the street into position again. This scene is clearly going to take a little while to get right, so I decide that now would be a good time to take a quick break. I head off for my hotel and the Richmond Green woman decides that she’s going home to get warm.

2:40am: I return about 20 minutes later, hurrying back so I don’t miss too much. And when I reach the Little Green my heart almost stops.

All of the barrier tape has been taken down; the carriages and cars have gone; there are no spectators left; and the crew are packing gear and street props into the lorries parked around the corner. I get a cold feeling around my mouth and my feet feel like clay as I hurry onto the green? Have I missed meeting Johnny?
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CHAPTER SIX – 02:40am to 03:10 am

I run onto the deserted pathway, my heart thumping madly, all the while muttering “No, no, no?Please don’t say?!”. As I head around the trees on the darkened green, I spot the young girl spectator silhouetted against the set, sitting on one of the park benches close up beside the little road in front of the theatre. If she’s still here, then there’s hope..

My heart slows down a bit as I sit down beside her and ask what’s happening. She shrugs her shoulders. “Nothing much at the moment.” “Is Johnny Depp still here?” I ask, trying to keep the panic out of my voice. All the while my eyes are scouring the set – it’s so close to me now that it’s hard to take it all in. “I don’t know” she says, half-laughing. Apparently the security guard had invited her to sit with him on this privileged bench at the front, and he’d been talking to her so much that she’s not been able to follow the comings-and-goings too closely.

And what a privileged position it is too! As I gradually calm down and take in my surroundings, I realise that we’ve got the best seats in the house!! The bench is slap bang in line with the front of the theatre, and we’re within 20 feet of the stairs leading up to the entrance doors. The camera is now positioned near the top of the stairs, and there are still a few people milling around inside the brightly lit foyer. Then I notice a dark blue Jaguar parked very close to us on our right hand side and, just beyond it on the other side of the street, the big silver people-carrier. My heart does a little flip and I finally let out my breath. With any luck he’s still here.

The girl Caroline and I chat about the evening and why we’ve stuck it out until this time in the morning. She came along at 10:30pm to have a look at the filming and hasn’t been able to tear herself away! ‘Her’ security man arrives and does a bit of a double-take seeing me back on the scene, so I shift over to let him sit down and continue his courting.

And then something wonderful happens: the crew begin to emerge from the foyer and behind them comes Johnny! (and Dustin probably. Did I mention that Dustin Hoffman was on the set as well?) Johnny’s only about 25 feet away and he looks sensational: rich black brilliantined hair, combed straight back; immaculate and startlingly vivid black & white evening dress; and he’s laughing with someone as he comes through the theatre door.

He takes up his position to the right of the entrance, and the crew get ready to film close-ups. It’s exactly the same scene that I’d first witnessed 6 hours previously: the theatre usher emerges from the foyer, rings his silent bell, and calls out: “Last call, ladies and gentlemen! Last call for the – “. Even though I’m very close now, I still can’t make out any dialogue beyond Johnny calling for ‘Charles’ to come back outside. Either they have extraordinarily sensitive mikes or, since it’s a location shoot, they plan to dub in the dialogue later. (3rd theory: that I’m going deaf in my old age).

The security man has gone off again so Caroline and I have a short whispered talk in between the rehearsals and takes. She’s a JD fan too, and we debate whether we’ll be brave enough to ask for his autograph when the time comes – if the time comes! I’m starting to fret about how close his car is to the set, and whether he’ll make a dive into it before we can reach him. But I’ve read so many times of how gracious and generous he is about giving autographs to fans that I put that thought firmly aside, and concentrate instead on whether I’ll have the nerve to approach him (not a very clever move given my failing confidence). To try and give myself some courage I take my little ‘Dead Man’ book and a biro from my bag and make myself a promise that I won’t put them back until I’ve got his signature!

I glance up and catch Johnny yawning – after all, it’s gone 3am and he must be dead tired. And then suddenly he’s looking straight at the both of us, sitting there on the park bench watching him, and I’m completely unnerved. I feel like screaming “Mummy!” at the top of my voice and making a run for it. But I gamely hold my position and do my best to continue watching him doing his scenes, even though I’m now acutely uncomfortable that he’s aware of our presence.

Finally, finally the last take is in the can and Marc Forster calls out: “OK, thank you, that’s a wrap!” The lights inside the foyer are immediately dimmed, and everyone breaks position. The director then continues by thanking certain people (I couldn’t catch their names) and everyone laughs and applauds. Caroline and I join in with the clapping, laughing together at the strangeness of our situation. There’s good-humoured chat as the set breaks up, and Johnny and Dustin come down the stairs and stand talking together on the pavement. I’m half-inclined to finally take out my camera to try and get a shot, but by this time Johnny is embracing Dustin and it’s clear that they’re saying their farewells, so I think better of the idea.

And now that the moment for autograph-hunting is upon us, my heart and my stomach seem to have swapped places inside of me. I turn to Caroline. “I don’t know if I can do this.” She looks at me for a moment and then says “If you don’t, you’ll always regret it won’t you?” I think about that. “True”, I say, “Come on then.” And gripping my little Dead Man book firmly in my hand like a talisman, we stand up.

One of the friendliest security guards comes over and indicates that we can move further on to the set. I ask him if it’s OK to get an autograph and he says “Sure. His car’s right here”, indicating the Jag. “All you have to do is wait because he’ll be coming round to this side.” I’m a bit stunned by this, and size up the dark blue Jag and the silver people-carrier beyond it…and suddenly realise that he thinks I’m after Dustin Hoffman’s autograph! (Security guards obviously categorize fans by their age group.) When I explain that it’s Johnny’s autograph we want, he points out a big blond guy standing in the roadway. “That’s his minder. Go and ask him.” So I set off across the road, Caroline following gamely behind me, trying to avoid all the cables and gear. I’m actually on the set at last!

The big blond man has disappeared so, with time running out, we head round to the other side of Johnny’s car and look in. It’s already fully loaded with 5 men – there’s just one vacant seat right in front of me. Johnny’s seat. I ask the minder if it’s OK to get Mr Depp’s autograph, to which he shrugs his shoulders and says “It’s not up to me.”

So it’s down to us having the nerve to ask Johnny ourselves – and my nerve failed me 10 minutes ago! We step back from the car and wait, and I just want the ground to open right there and swallow me up.

And suddenly here he is: walking rapidly towards the car and looking ahead and to his right, his focus far way across the green. It’s now or never.. Here we go…
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CHAPTER SEVEN – 03:10am to 03:15am

As Johnny heads towards us I decide right there and then that ‘hero worship’ and ‘nerves’ are both evils of the first water. I mean, you follow someone’s comings & goings, dying to have the chance to meet them, and kick yourself hard when you miss an appearance somewhere in your own back yard? And then, finally, finally when you get that once-in-a-lifetime chance to meet your hero offered up to you on a plate, you completely lose it. And I do mean completely. With a capital ‘C’. Your intelligence deserts you; your sense of humour hides in your boots until the whole thing’s over; and all those bright, interesting questions that you’ve carefully prepared just float away through the top of your head in little invisible bubbles? I can hear them bursting in the quiet night air as Johnny approaches where we’re standing.

He’s still in full evening dress, and the black & white contrast of his clothes, face and hair is even more startling up close. But I’m so nervous I can hardly focus on him, because my do-or-die moment is upon me… “Mr Depp, would you mind signing this for me?” My voice comes out as a hard-edged strangled squeak because my throat’s so contracted with nerves. “Sure.” Oh! That’s his voice!! And he’s talking to me!!!

I thrust my ‘Dead Man’ book into his hand, already opened ready for him to sign, and give him my biro. Then I realise that I should have explained what the book was – don’t want him to think that he’s being duped into signing something completely inappropriate! – so I grab the book back out of his hand and turn the cover back for him to read the title. (Great start, irene.) It’s not very likely that he can read the title in this half-light anyway, and I’ve probably done it too fast for him to focus on it. “It’s a book on Dead Man – it’s my favourite film of yours.” “Oh, OK.” [He’s probably thinking: ‘I made that film 7 years ago. Doesn’t she like anything more recent than that?’]

He takes the book back and holds it up to sign it, and suddenly there’s this weird white light shining on the open pages of the book? I look up and realise that one of the biggest security men is standing right beside us, holding a tiny flashlight over the proceedings. These guys think of everything!

“Who shall I make it out to?” Johnny asks me, with the biro poised above the page. He’s looking right at me and in the gloom his eyes are completely black and fathomless. I’m both shocked and delighted that he’s actually going to personalise it, and I think of what I want written. Shall I ask him to make it out ‘to Irene and everyone at the Zone’? Or do I want this just for little me?.. If I mention the Zone, he might ask what that’s about and then things might start to get complicated.. And after all, it is my little book?Hmmm, decisions, decisions.. and the inside of my head is spinning so fast that I can’t seem to get a grip on an answer. In the meantime Johnny is waiting patiently, biro poised, no doubt thinking ‘For heaven’s sake, this woman is so petrified she can’t even remember her own name.’ Finally I spit out “To Irene. Please. Thank you.”

Johnny starts writing. But rather than savour the moment, I decide that it’s time to say the only thing that’s still stored in the left-luggage locker that used to be my brain. “And about 100 people have asked me to say thank you for making all of your movies. We really love them.” He glances up and makes that characteristic protesting noise that he does whenever he’s complimented on his work. “Oh no.. Well.. That’s very sweet. Thank you.” And his mouth twitches briefly at the corners before he resumes writing his inscription.

Now is the first time I’ve really had the chance to look at him, and I’m both surprised and fascinated by what I see. The word that immediately springs into my head is ‘ethereal’. And the second is ‘delicate’ – which comes as the surprise given that he’s such a lithe, active man. And the third is ‘incredibly fine-boned’. I feel like a lumbering giant beside him although he’s a lot taller than me. He’s looking down as he writes but I can scarcely bear to look at his face because I feel it’s almost cheating to do that. So I look mainly at his hands. Such fine artistic fingers! Very creative, delicate hands…

And suddenly Johnny’s finished writing and he looks up and hands the book back to me. I mumble some idiotic thanks and he turns to Caroline to do the same for her. And once he’s done that he shakes her hand. I hurriedly shift my book to my left hand because I’d love to be able to shake his hand too and thank him properly, and I can tell by the slight shift of his head that he’s immediately aware of that. He turns back to me and shakes my hand, saying “Nice to have met you.” This is the time when Caroline and I should be diving in with loads of questions and he pauses, waiting for us to say something more. But both of us just stand there, grinning inanely and thanking him. I’m very aware of the men waiting for him in the car, and that it’s 3am and he must be exhausted from the night’s shoot. Plus my brain is now running on empty since I made my little speech earlier on.

So Johnny gets into the car, glancing back at us in case there’s one last thing we want to say, and they close the door on him. The window’s already turned down, and as the car moves slowly away he leans out to wave back to us. But we haven’t rediscovered our courage or our humour enough yet to wave back or shout goodbye.

And, of course, as soon as he’s disappeared up the road we both relax and start talking twenty to the dozen! And the questions I wanted to ask him about ‘Neverland’ come pouring back into my brain. Drat! And Double-drat!!

We both head back to the bench and cross-check our impressions of meeting Johnny. I try to read the inscription that he’s written in my book but I can hardly make it out in the gloom, so Caroline reads it out for me. And she jokingly compares Johnny’s signature with the one on her paper to confirm they’re the same.

I check my watch and we conclude that we got to meet the great Johnny Depp at 03:15am on Tuesday 20th August 2002. A date to be entered in my perpetual calendar, I think.

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June 17, 2003   Uncategorized No Comments

Johnny came to Paris 2 days ago (6/18) for the Pirates promotion ! I couldn’t believe it ! I thought he was in montreal !!!! A friend called me saying that he was there and getting ready to leave ! I showed up but needed 1 hour to go to Paris , I did it in half an hour ! (Hopeing not to be caught by the police … ) and I saw him. It was so cool I haven’t seen him for such a long time. I was so happy. It was really quick and we didn’t had the time to speak really… many people were there. He just asked me what I was doing, and I didn’t even remember what the hell I was doing of my life !!!!!!! Shame on me ! Gladly he didn’t ask for my name I wouldn’t have remember !!!!!!!!!!!!! I want to see him again. A bus driver stop by when I was with Johnny, opened the window and scream, “An authograph for the bus driver !!!” , and Johnny walked in the street, reached through the bus window and sign the paper for the guy !!! That was so umbelievable ! I may have a pic of that but I?m not sure it?s gonna be a great one ! I?ll see ? It was greater at the deauville film festival, I had many pictures to share…

June 7, 2003   Articles No Comments

We trekked to France tracking down the always offbeat Johnny Depp to see if family life has settled him down — or if he’s still living on the edge – By Gregory Katz.

“I didn’t have a life before. Until I had kids … I just didn’t get it.”

Imagine a doting dad playing Barbies on the floor with his 4-year-old daughter while he gives his baby boy a bottle early on a Sunday morning. Now move the scene to a farmhouse in the south of France, picture the father as a somewhat disheveled but darkly handsome long-haired man with mysterious gold caps on his teeth, and you have a glimpse into the life of daddy Johnny Depp.

But the former teen heartthrob — remember “21 Jump Street”? — isn’t quite your average father. At 40, Depp loves to play loud electric guitar, wears clothes that could use a cleaning, occasionally orders $18,000 bottles of wine in restaurants, and pals around with Rolling Stones bad boys Keith Richards and Ron Wood.

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March 18, 2003   Uncategorized No Comments

When I found out that Johnny Depp was for sure going to be on the David Lettermen show, I decided then and there I was going to NYC to see him.

I luckily have a friend (thank you Wes!) who knew how I could get a ticket to the Letterman taping. I knew all this was risky, but I was determined and willing to take the risk. My mother, who has always supported my Johnny Depp ?habit? was wonderful enough to go with me and help him out with the long drive (thank you Mummy!). She knew how much this meant to me and probably wanted it to happen for me so I might shut-up about seeing him. Let me say here, I don?t know why I NEEDED to see him, or meet him?but I just HAD to. My fascination with Johnny has never been a sexual one, yes he is attractive, but I honestly fell in love with his acting and brave choices he made in his career and unique personality. The Kentucky connection also drew me in. I can?t tell you how many times I?ve heard Johnny stories around here about people seeing him, talking to, so many stories?that would have to be an entry of it?s own. Sorry, now back to my encounter. I arrived in NYC city (about 12 hours on the road) late Tuesday night. On Wednesday afternoon I got my tickets for Letterman and went back to the hotel room to freshen-up for the evening and had a hysterical moment. I cried a bit and got all flustered knowing I was about to see the Johnny Depp in a few hours. Hey, I was emotional and had to get it out then so I wouldn?t freak out later in front of him. We arrived at the Ed Sullivan Theatre (where Letterman is taped) and I found a crowd of autograph hounds and press where the guests enter/exit the Letterman show. I joined the crowd and waited for Johnny to arrive holding my French Studio magazine with Johnny?s self-portrait on the cover (best Johnny magazine ever) hoping he would see it as unique for someone to have him sign and catch his attention. As I waited, I realized I was the only Johnny Depp fan there?that I knew of…..or could tell. Sorry if a fan was there, I didn?t see you. It was all the HORRIBLE STINKY LOUD MEAN ANNOYING autograph hounds with tons of Johnny photos and Pirates posters wanting them to be signed to sell on ebay and stuff. I was disgusted by them, except three autographs hounds from Chicago. They were great, funny, and very helpful to me later. They said that Johnny always signs every autograph and is always kind to the crowd. I waited a little over an hour, and then he arrived and he was late. The crowd went wild, yelling at him, pushing to get his autograph. I was amazed I was seeing him, and you can see what the scene was like in the Letterman press pics. I was being held up a bit so I could see him better and try to get his attention (you can see me in the far left corner of the Letterman press pics in the background) I yelled over and over again ?I drove from Kentucky to see you!?, but he didn?t hear me. Like I said, he was late?so he didn?t get to stay long and sign, then he went in the building. I was sad I didn?t get pictures or an autograph, but I was thrilled I got to see him. Then I ran to the Ed Sullivan theatre and was late (?cause of waiting for Johnny, but that?s ok) and was the very last person to be seated, I barely made it. I watched the Johnny segment and as soon as he left, I got up and asked if I could leave?actually begged to. I don?t think they like for the guests to leave, but they let me go. I once again ran around the corner to where I was standing before to see if I could get to him a second time around. I asked the Chicago trio I met if he had come out yet and they said no. We waited a bit longer and there he was again. This time the crowd went even more wild and knocked over the police barricade and surrounded him. I went with it and I was standing behind the bodyguard guy and he started walking backwards stepping all over my toes trying to get Johnny into his vehicle. I was still yelling my ?I drove from Kentucky to see you!? but he still couldn?t hear me. Then I realized Johnny?s face was just inches from mine in the crowd?I froze?and then he was in the vehicle. I missed my chance again. I stood there outside the vehicle holding my little magazine with this pitiful look of sadness on my face about to cry?I still wonder if Johnny could see me there outside his window. I looked for my Chicago pals that I lost in the crowd and the next thing I know they are in a van and yelled for me and said they were going to follow Johnny to his hotel. I paused for a moment wondering if I should go with them or not . For one, I barely knew them. Two, I felt uncomfortable following Johnny like the paparazzi or something. Then again, I did drive 12 hours to see him and was determined to at least get a autograph?.I mean?I came all that way! What would you have done? So, I jumped in the van. We were not the only ones following him, about two or three more cars were doing the same. Let me point out here, these were not fans?these were the disgusting autograph hounds (but I loved my Chicago trio). Johnny?s vehicle made through a red light before we could and our driver said we should just get out and run?so I did. There I was, running to the entrance of his hotel in my little Nine West leather slide sandals on a sidewalk of New York City. Johnny had made it inside the hotel and was behind glass double doors of the hotel. The two Chicago guys with me helped me push my way to the front where the doors were and they were yelling ?She came from Kentucky to see him! Let her through!? and I made it to the doors. I put my magazine up to the door and the only thing separating Johnny and I was a thin glass door. I looked at him and said though the glass ?I drove from Kentucky to see you!? he said smiled and said ?What part??, I said ?Eastern?Pikeville, KY.? He laughed, smiled and shook his head in acknowledgement and motion for me to get my magazine to him. I gave it to the bodyguard in the front of the door (mind you, it was still loud and chaotic behind me). Johnny got it and asked me my name. I told him and he signed my magazine ?SASHA- with my best- Johnny Depp.? You are going to think I?m nuts, if you haven?t already, but we said some things to each other through the glass as he was signing but I can?t remember any of it. I was in shock and couldn?t think straight, sorry. Although, I did ask him ?I?m sorry, but do you mind if I get a picture with you?? he said ?Sure!? and told the bodyguard ?Let the girl in.? The bodyguard put his arm around my shoulders to safely get me in and there I was standing alone with Johnny and some guy in the foyer of the hotel. I was the only one who got in! Well, I was the only fan there (that I know of) and the only girl there. Johnny took my camera and asked the guy (maybe a friend of his??) if he would take the picture and he said yes. Johnny put he arm around me and I put my arm around his back, I could feel the puffiness of his tucked in shirt under his coat. The guy took the picture and said ?I?ll take another to be safe?, but my stupid camera was stalling and I was just waiting there holding on to Johnny. Johnny said ?It probably needs to reset.? and we let go of each other and I got the camera and turned it on and off as Johnny continued to sign more autographs. I talked to the friend a bit about the crazy crowd outside and some small talk as we waited for Johnny to get finished signing. Then Johnny turned around to us and asked ?Ready?? we said yes and out his arm around me again, but tighter this time. If you look in the pictures of us (the second one) you can see his hand on my shoulder touching my neck and hair!!!! After the picture I thanked him a million times and expressed how much it meant to me. He smiled and said something like no problem, or not a problem….I can?t remember. The he hugged me ..a great big nice hug?.and said ?You welcome, sweetheart.? and kissed me on the cheek as he hugged me !!!!!! KISSED ME ON THE CHEEK!!!!! It wasn?t lusty or anything, it was just a tiny brush on my cheek. I felt his face and stubble against my face. I was stunned. I walked out of the hotel as Johnny headed to lobby and that was the last of his signing. The End. He was so so kind and nice to me and he smiled lots. I was distracted by the gold teeth and could barley look him in the eye I was so scared. I know I am a lucky girl, but I didn?t just run into him…I basically chased him down! It was perfect, I couldn?t have asked for it to have went any better unless he asked me to hang out with him or something and we know that probably would never happen. I do wish I could have said more to him. I have so many questions and things to say to him, but my mind was gone and I couldn?t think of any of them. Maybe one day I?ll get to have that conversation, in the meantime I?ll live in the glow of an incredible meeting that I will always think of fondly. It feels like a dream, it?s hard for me to believe. I was the happiest girl in the world for that moment and am when I think of it. Thank you, Johnny.

March 18, 2003   Uncategorized No Comments

hi depp fan folks,

i just got back from the letterman taping and wanted to get my report down while everything is still fresh.

i was very lucky to get a ticket. as you might know, i work for a newspaper and at one time i did the daily tv and local event listings for the sports section. one part of my job was to keep in contact with the publicity people for the different networks. i always had a good relationship with them and it was that relationship than enabled me to get a letterman ticket. last week i called one of my old contacts and asked her if she could help me. well, she busted her ass for me! it took her a few days but yesterday morning she told me she had been successful and she got me a ticket. all i had to do was show up this afternoon with my confirmation letter and a photo i.d. of myself and i was in.

johnny was already iniside when i got to the theater. i hope those outside were able to see him. the production assistant greeting people at the door told me that since i was a guest of cbs i would have one of the best seats in the house. that was a surprise because i had thought that there would be a mad scramble for seats. the cbs guests, 40 or 50 of us i estimate, were taken to the balcony and seated in order in the front rows of the balcony. i got worried at one point because they were running out of seats in the front rows of the center section and stopped seating people when i was number 3 in line. they sent up back over to the left side, where they had already started seating people who had been behind me in line. i was almost ready to protest, when the usher asked me how many were in my party. i told him i was alone, so he smiled and pointed to a single seat on the aisle — in the front row — wow! i had been worried for nothing. i wanted to go to the bathroom so badly, but i had to wait until they finished filling the balcony. non-cbs guests got the seats in the back. i also found out that the seats on the floor level weren’t as good as i had thought they would be. camera men and cue-card men and the director and other floor workers were running around blocking the view. but i hurried to the bathroom and got back in time for the warm-up. you know, when they tell you to laugh at everything whether it’s funny or not. then they introduced the orchestra. we had a special treat because b.b. king was sitting in with the orchestra. so during the commercial breaks we had the pleasure of listening to him sing and play. having him there was an extra special attraction that i hadn’t planned on. he was terrific.

they tape the show straight through without stopping so they whole thing was over in an hour. but it seemed like 3 or 4 hours before johnny came out. he was the first guest after all that silly comedy stuff and my heart certainly skipped a beat or two when he finally walked across the stage to meet dave. i think the stage actually got brighter when he came out. he was dressed in baggy pants and was wearing a vest over a plaid long-sleeved shirt, blue and green i think. he had a gold watch chain hanging out of his front pants pocket and was wearing rings on both hands. the one on the right hand was very shiny. he had on glasses with dark frames, brown, or tortoise-shell, it was a little hard to tell; but they suited him very well. he had neat facial hair in a goatee style. but the fabulous thing was his hair. it was blond, a very natural looking soft blond color, not white. and, it was gleeming. it would swing loosely whenever he moved his head. i loved that hair. needless to say, he was absolutely stunning and completely adorable. dave asked him about his gold teeth, which he said he hadn’t had time to remove yet and they talked about dental problems, aparently johnny has had some root canal problems lately. he said he had to have one done during the potc filming. he had to be knocked out completely for it, 5 or 6 hours, he said. he also had a bit of a cold and was a little nasal. dave asked him about the children and he told a funny story about lily-rose asking him questions about god. i won’t ruin it for those of you who will watch him tonight. he also told another funny story about going through customs with some “vitamin powder” that had exploded in his luggage. they showed a clip from potc with johnny and orlando bloom sword fighting. they discussed france a little and johnny actually made a political statement or two. again i don’t want to give it all away.

sadly his time on stage wasn’t long enough for me. but they were in commerical when he actually left the stage, so tv viewers probably won’t see him waving to all of us and shaking hands with letterman and the crew and waving to the band members. all in all, he was totally charming, sweet, relaxed and absolutely beautiful. i was truly blessed to be that close to him. he was definitely a “presence” in the room. letterman again told the audience that johnny was the “coolest guest we ever had” and he certainly was.

unfortunately, by the time we got out of the theater, he had gone so i didn’t get to meet him but i consider myself truly lucky to have been in the same place with him and it’s a memory i’ll carry with me always. i only hope that all his fans can have the same experience at some point. he’s a treasure.

i didn’t want to give too much away last night since the show hadn’t aired but now that americans have had a chance to see it, i’ll be gladl to tell you more. i know that some people in the u.k. will see it later today, so don’t read any more if you want to be surprised.

johnny said he’d just flown in from portugal and france and that he had a 3 day cold, which he said would be a 4 day cold tomorrow. he and dave had some banter about how long the cold would last. and then he talked about customs coming on the private plane he was flying on. he said he always felt a little nervous and “guilty” under those circumstances and told about meeting the big customs man and, because of his cold, he sniffed. of course, everybody laughed at the drug reference. dave asked him about former customs experiences and he told a story about flying in from peru and being immediately stopped by customs and asked what was in the bag he was carrying. “piranhas,” he told the agent. he explained to dave that he had some shellacked pirahnas in the bag and a vampire bat. “dead,” he said. then he told about also having a bottle of “vitamin powder” which had exploded during the flight and when the customs agent unzipped his bag the powder poofed up the the man’s face. he was very charming telling that story and quite funny. his economy with words makes his stories even funnier than they would be ordinarily.

dave asked him about his gold teeth, which he said he “forgot” to have removed before he left l.a. after filming potc and would have removed next week. then they talked about why he hadn’t shown up for the show during his promotions for blow. he had had a root canal and wasn’t feeling well. he said it was a double root canal and that he had had another double root canal during the filming of potc. but had been knocked out for that since it took 6-8 hours. again, his telling of the root canal story was quite funny. he told about getting an i.v., which he hadn’t wanted, to be put out for the procedure. he started counting backwards, “ninety-nine, ninety-eight, — three.”

he talked a little about being an american in france and about how the american government wanted to change the name of french fries to freedom fries. he said he wanted to write a letter thanking the government for proving “globally” that they were “imbeciles.” that got a big laugh. fortunately the other guest for the evening, christine todd whitman, who is a member of george w. bush’s cabinet, wasn’t on stage at the time.

then dave asked him about being a father. of course, his face lit up. when dave asked him what it was like he said it was like “hanging around with a miniture drunk.” “you have to hold on to them, they bump into things, they laugh, they cry, they urinate, they vomit.” dave asked about his daughter, his face lit up again and he told a story about lily-rose sitting him down and asking him if god was afraid of dogs, if god had seen the dinosaurs, and if god had a maid. i hope you’ll be able to see the tape, because there’s no way i can convey to you how funny and touching johnny was talking about how “profound” his 4-year-old daughter is.

they talked about filming potc. dave said it’s a pirate story and also a ghost story, isn’t it. johnny said, “i think so. i haven’t seen it yet.” they got ready to show a clip and dave asked him if he knew what the clip was going to be. johnny said that somebody told him something back stage, but “i don’t remember.” again, lots of laughter. then they showed a clip of johnny and orlando bloom sword fighting.

unfortunately that was all there was. and they didn’t cut any of it, so the only thing you’ll miss when you see the tape is johnny leaving the stage, waving to all of us and shaking hands with the people on stage. that was done during a commerical break.

like i said, there’s no way i can convey to you how charming and truly funny he is by only telling you about it. you need to see him. so much of his humor is in the way he talks, not in just what he says. i’m sure you know that by things you’ve seen in the past. hopefully someone can make a tape for those of you in europe. in case you haven’t heard already, he will be on abc’s 20/20 this friday and on the tonight show with jay leno next friday. there are other interview coming up, too. it’s going to be hard to keep up with him the next couple of weeks.

love,
elsie

This encounter has been posted first on Johnnydeppfan, and has been transcripted here with permission