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September 22, 2011   Appearances News TV No Comments

Strange but true…

With the format rights to Flanimals, The Ricky Gervais Show, An Idiot Abroad and The Office syndicated around the world, I am now so rich that I am able to hire Johnny Depp to carry my penis for me wherever I go.

A bit too keen there Johnny… I haven’t even got it out yet. Ha ha ha. Ha. Ha ha ha ha ha LOLBWOTI (Laughing out loud but wanking on the inside)

And now a couple of Depp movie/knob related puns;
Dongy Brasco

Thank you.
Even stranger but true…


  • Julie
    Posted on September 22, 2011

    I’m an Aussie and understand British humour; most of it is funny (Monty Python, Rowan Atkinson, Billly Connolly, Dawn French etc.) but I just don’t ‘get’ Ricky whatshisname. I don’t find anything he comes out with funny. It’s usually just insulting and what we would call ‘sledging’, which when it happens at school or online, is accepted as bullying. The Golden Globes this year made me cringe to think I have Brittish ancestry! I know Johnny likes England and has worked with a lot of Brittish actors, but does he really ‘like’ this guy, or is he too polite to tell him what a ‘_anker’ he is? I’m puzzled.

  • Scarbrow Jinni
    Posted on September 22, 2011

    I agree with Julie. all my hopes ginny

  • guyane
    Posted on September 22, 2011

    I agree with you but if you look at a person deliberately remove the “cane” (which is in his upcoming film Dark Shadow). We can say anything to a photo. Mr Depp is sitting on a chair rather modest. Now my question is why “Andrea” have put this picture is not flattering? A+

  • Lidia
    Posted on September 22, 2011

    I don’t really care if he really likes him or not. I’m curious about the result.

    But Julie, maybe you should look at the picture like this: Maybe Johnny actually shows in this picture that Ricky is a _anker 😉

  • xxx
    Posted on September 26, 2011

    Johnny Depp is not a naive man, he’s smart. He likes Ricky and his humour, so he worked with him. Oh, and remember: Johnny is not an angel!!!

  • ginny
    Posted on September 26, 2011

    Thanks for the reminder xxx..just don’t find the photo funny…all my hopes ginny

  • Lidia
    Posted on September 26, 2011

    You are so right xxx!
    When does it air anyway?

  • xxx
    Posted on September 27, 2011

    I can’t say when, Lidia, but the result will be super funny: guaranteed!!!

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